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Old 15-10-2004, 02:06 PM
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Old 15-10-2004, 02:12 PM
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Its amazing what you can buy on there!?
Old 15-10-2004, 02:14 PM
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genius!
Old 15-10-2004, 02:15 PM
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I might email him regarding the truthfullness of his ad, he says "nice to look at"

I think he should add "If your a fan of Skeletor off He-Man"
Old 15-10-2004, 02:16 PM
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Old 15-10-2004, 02:16 PM
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lol yeah...

one woman, face like a welders bench.... but good in bed lol
Old 15-10-2004, 02:16 PM
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she must be fuming she's only at £14
Old 15-10-2004, 02:18 PM
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Old 15-10-2004, 02:21 PM
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fpmsl any chance of a test before you buy
Old 15-10-2004, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by dvid

one woman, face like a welders bench.... but good in bed lol
pmsl
Old 15-10-2004, 02:24 PM
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The chassis is posibily salvageble but the cab is fooked!
Old 15-10-2004, 02:53 PM
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due to a rear end shunt?
Old 15-10-2004, 03:06 PM
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Man she's nasty!
Old 15-10-2004, 03:28 PM
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but im sure for £14 its a bargin, just need a paper bag or 4
Old 15-10-2004, 04:40 PM
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not bad for £31 and i dont see how you can say she;s ugly i can hardly see fuck all with that crap picture
Old 15-10-2004, 05:18 PM
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may have to have a bid
Old 15-10-2004, 05:24 PM
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sent mail, lets see if it appears as ask seller a question
Old 15-10-2004, 05:24 PM
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ahahah
she looks pretty nice too!
Old 15-10-2004, 05:24 PM
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pee vee, nice chest, dog ugly face
Old 15-10-2004, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by James Raby
pee vee, nice chest, dog ugly face
yeah but worth a-go
Old 15-10-2004, 05:27 PM
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can't believe you would actually think of paying for that though
Old 15-10-2004, 05:30 PM
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Do you get cash back if you bid? i.e. bid £50 get £100 in return. I'm sure i've got a brown paper bag i could put over her face lol
Old 15-10-2004, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by GAZ@RACE-SPEC Motorsport
Originally Posted by James Raby
pee vee, nice chest, dog ugly face
yeah but worth a-go
As below quoted, need brown paper bag

Originally Posted by paul es cos
Do you get cash back if you bid? i.e. bid £50 get £100 in return. I'm sure i've got a brown paper bag i could put over her face lol
Yoo right, I couldn't bear looking at her face
Old 15-10-2004, 05:39 PM
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im top bidder
i'll buy that for dollor
Old 15-10-2004, 05:44 PM
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i bid up to £64 and still was outbid
Old 15-10-2004, 05:54 PM
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gaz dont think so mate its at £62
Old 15-10-2004, 06:02 PM
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i bid 10,000,000 so you got no chance
Old 15-10-2004, 06:51 PM
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Fuck it, if you then OWN her even tho she not up to much you can pimp her out and make a packet
Old 15-10-2004, 07:02 PM
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£82 now guys, i'd do it lol
Old 15-10-2004, 07:05 PM
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Oooooooooh, guys....



Old 15-10-2004, 07:08 PM
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James Raby,
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Q: Does the item come with any guaranty or warranty? Does she need to be returned every six months for a full service? Can i test drive her before the...more answered on: 15-Oct-04
A: 16 day money back gurantee no test drive and no service one previous owner being myself and bout 2years worth of miles




Q: Hi, Are you seriously selling your g/f?? Or is this a joke, coz if she'll actually come here, then I might place a bid too. What's she do in bed??...more answered on: 15-Oct-04
A: you will have to find out although i do do a 16 day money back gurantee




Q: we do not use Great British Pounds in my country, please could i trade camels? and what is the going exchange rate answered on: 15-Oct-04
A: camels are not excepted im affraid




Q: Is the scarfe included in the sale? answered on: 15-Oct-04
A: it comes with her yes along with many of her other clothes. big wardrobe is needed!!




Q: Hi, another enquiry about this girl: I have just attained "Lord" status and I am forbidden from consorting with maidens who have not yet obtained Battle...more answered on: 15-Oct-04
A: she will do whatever u want her to do as long as u teach........
Old 15-10-2004, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by the sludge
£82 now guys, i'd do it lol
i told you i bidded 10 mil,,, so someone gotta outbid that
Old 15-10-2004, 07:11 PM
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Gareth, had to be done mate

Lee, you for real?
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FPMSL@James
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James man , pmsl
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Fuck it, if you then OWN her even tho she not up to much you can pimp her out and make a packet
good point, 10mill is my limit, guess whos gonna be a non payer

Gareth you fucking liar
Old 15-10-2004, 07:31 PM
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James Raby,
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"Sorry, your bid amount of £11,000,000.00 is too large" ahwell, you can have her
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