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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 12:48 PM
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A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying Them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out. He has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door.

There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... "Harro" says the chap.

"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood; the bin man smiles and says,

"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet. I told you." says the Japanese man

"Mate" says the dustman... "You're misunderstanding me... Where's your Wheelie Bin?"

"OK-OK," says the Jap, "I wheelie bin having a wank"
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 12:56 PM
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 12:59 PM
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oh my god thats good, never saw that coming either
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 01:00 PM
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My boss just e mailed me it, couldn't see the punchline coming either!
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 01:02 PM
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i wish my boss had a sense of humour, not fair
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Old Oct 15, 2004 | 01:20 PM
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He has to if he employed me!!
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