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Old 14-10-2004, 10:51 PM
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Default husband comes home with a....

....Duck under his arm & declares "this is the pig ive been shagging". wife then says "thats a duck you fool" He says " i was talking to the duck"



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thats fucking excellant
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made me howl,
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chuckle chuckle.... excellent.
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funny as fook
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fuck a duck?
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LOL
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quality
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that awesome. Had the office in stiches
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PMSL that's quality
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Ahahahahahaahahaha. That's quakers!!!!
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Originally Posted by *Anna*
Ahahahahahaahahaha. That's quakers!!!!

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Got one for ya as well

Bloke goes to the doctors and says "doc, me and the wife are having problems. We've been together so long now she's starting to feel a bit slack, anything you can give us to increase the friction a bit?"

The doc replies "have you thought of the other hole?"

The bloke looks shocked and says "WHAT?!? And risk getting her pregnant?!?"

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