decent jokes for a friday
25-01-2008, 01:20 PM
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decent jokes for a friday
A vampire walks into a pub and asks for boiling water. the barman says "i thought you only drink blood?" the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "i'm making tea"
3 men with speech impedements are in therapy. the therapist is blond and fit as fuck. she says "right whoever can tell me where they live without stuttering, can have a BJ and cum in me mouth"
first man stammers "B-B-B-birmingham"
second man stutters "M-M-M-Manchester"
the third man, an irishman, stands up, composes himself and says "london"
so she gives him a BJ, and as he is cumming he sighs "D-D-D-Derry"
3 men with speech impedements are in therapy. the therapist is blond and fit as fuck. she says "right whoever can tell me where they live without stuttering, can have a BJ and cum in me mouth"
first man stammers "B-B-B-birmingham"
second man stutters "M-M-M-Manchester"
the third man, an irishman, stands up, composes himself and says "london"
so she gives him a BJ, and as he is cumming he sighs "D-D-D-Derry"
25-01-2008, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MK5RST
Originally Posted by percybigun
I didnt laugh at the joke but nearly pissed myself at that pic
I was exactly the same mate, old Tommy boy was a funny cunt !!!!!
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