Ashley cole! SHOCKER!!
25-01-2008, 06:31 AM
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Ashley cole! SHOCKER!!
Oh dear...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle725180.ece
Feel sorry for Cheryl as thats gotta hurt...
But have to have at that little turd Cole...
Such a cocky (or not so cocky if you read article
) little twat!
SO Cheryl... if you are reading this, (and I know you are a massive PF fan and come on line everyday).... MORE bad news for you..I know we have alot of history and we have been close ever since I saw you on Pop star: The Rivals... and I know you will be looking to hook up with me now Cashley has fooked up...
BUT I'm sorry Miss Tweedy... I only have eyes for someone else now!!!! please don't say anything though, I'm keeping it quiet and just admiring her from afar... In fact I don't think anyone on here has any clue that I fancy her at all really I'm a very subtle kinda guy you see 
P.S if you wanna borrow some garden shears, I have some really nice blunt rusty ones!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle725180.ece
Feel sorry for Cheryl as thats gotta hurt...
But have to have at that little turd Cole...
Such a cocky (or not so cocky if you read article
) little twat!SO Cheryl... if you are reading this, (and I know you are a massive PF fan and come on line everyday).... MORE bad news for you..I know we have alot of history and we have been close ever since I saw you on Pop star: The Rivals... and I know you will be looking to hook up with me now Cashley has fooked up...
BUT I'm sorry Miss Tweedy... I only have eyes for someone else now!!!! please don't say anything though, I'm keeping it quiet and just admiring her from afar... In fact I don't think anyone on here has any clue that I fancy her at all really
I'm a very subtle kinda guy you see P.S if you wanna borrow some garden shears, I have some really nice blunt rusty ones!
25-01-2008, 06:43 AM
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What a fool! He's married to one of the fittest birds about and he gives some halfwit a length on the side!!!! I know what she was thinking when he was pounding her with his little winkle (slag: ŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁ)!
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25-01-2008, 07:33 AM
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I've alway's thought he was a twat so it doesn't surprise me.
BUT ROFL AT THIS:
INTERRUPTED their sex session to be sick again.
Aimee said: Hes wild really rude in bed. He knew exactly what he was doing and was pretty good, despite not being very big.
But also, she goes on to say quite a few times about how bad she felt but still went ahead with it anyway!
She knew that she was about to jump into bed with a married man so that maks her a slag too!
BUT ROFL AT THIS:
INTERRUPTED their sex session to be sick again.
Aimee said: Hes wild really rude in bed. He knew exactly what he was doing and was pretty good, despite not being very big.
But also, she goes on to say quite a few times about how bad she felt but still went ahead with it anyway!
She knew that she was about to jump into bed with a married man so that maks her a slag too!
25-01-2008, 08:42 AM
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you know what she didnt to that toilet attendant for mouthing off at her, would hate to know what she's gonna do to him 
as a gooner though, he deserves it, scumbag cashley
long live clichy
as a gooner though, he deserves it, scumbag cashley
long live clichy
25-01-2008, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by gingeRS
as a gooner though, he deserves it, scumbag cashley
long live clichy
long live clichy
Hope she bankrupts the little fuck!
(Not that I'm bitter)
25-01-2008, 12:18 PM
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Too many posts.. I need a life!!
The marriage was a sham anyway. Purely a publicity stunt.
Think about it:
She needs a way to prove she has nothing again the ethnic minorities after smashin the black toilet attendant in the face.
He has to try and cover up the fact that he's a turd burglar with Sol Campbell.
Solution: Tweedy to marry Cashley which shows she has nothing against black people after her infamous nightclub incident.
And Knob-sock looks straight again cos he's ridin possibly the tidiest bit of chuff going at the moment.
Ending: Give some slapper a few quid to do a kiss and tell and they all save face.
A publicists dream solution to the past problems facing Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy.
Think about it:
She needs a way to prove she has nothing again the ethnic minorities after smashin the black toilet attendant in the face.
He has to try and cover up the fact that he's a turd burglar with Sol Campbell.
Solution: Tweedy to marry Cashley which shows she has nothing against black people after her infamous nightclub incident.
And Knob-sock looks straight again cos he's ridin possibly the tidiest bit of chuff going at the moment.
Ending: Give some slapper a few quid to do a kiss and tell and they all save face.
A publicists dream solution to the past problems facing Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy.
25-01-2008, 12:27 PM
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I cant stand Ashley Cole but I would be pretty sure that story is not 100% the truth. Football agents are asked to release stories to the press to unsettle players at there club. This is mainly for two reasons:
1. They are a transfer target.
2. The players club are iabout to play in a big game
Real Madrid do it every time they suffer an embarrsing defeat, to save the manager/president of the club being asked to resign. Its the next level of mind games.
but
I hope Ashley Cole has done this as he is a twat!
1. They are a transfer target.
2. The players club are iabout to play in a big game
Real Madrid do it every time they suffer an embarrsing defeat, to save the manager/president of the club being asked to resign. Its the next level of mind games.
but
I hope Ashley Cole has done this as he is a twat!
25-01-2008, 12:29 PM
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BANNED
BANNED
Whatever the story behind it...SILLY FUCKIN' KNOB!
This 2-bit munted slag....
Over Tweedy!!!!!....
Money grabbing, bollock groping, dick taking, cocktail sausage packin' mongoloid!
25-01-2008, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by James-W
Hes trying to be like wayne rooney.
Shag an ugly bint behind wifes back.
At least coles bit on the side has teeth though!
Shag an ugly bint behind wifes back.
At least coles bit on the side has teeth though!
25-01-2008, 12:44 PM
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Considering he was so cunted he had to stop mid-fuck to throw up, im not that suprised.
Her all minted up to go out, plus mega beer goggles, equals smashable bird.
Just because you going out with a mint bird, dont mean you shouldnt shag any others
Her all minted up to go out, plus mega beer goggles, equals smashable bird.
Just because you going out with a mint bird, dont mean you shouldnt shag any others
25-01-2008, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by cfoster
What a fool! He's married to one of the fittest birds about and he gives some halfwit a length on the side!!!! I know what she was thinking when he was pounding her with his little winkle (slag: ŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁ)!
25-01-2008, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Jigga
The marriage was a sham anyway. Purely a publicity stunt.
Think about it:
She needs a way to prove she has nothing again the ethnic minorities after smashin the black toilet attendant in the face.
He has to try and cover up the fact that he's a turd burglar with Sol Campbell.
Solution: Tweedy to marry Cashley which shows she has nothing against black people after her infamous nightclub incident.
And Knob-sock looks straight again cos he's ridin possibly the tidiest bit of chuff going at the moment.
Ending: Give some slapper a few quid to do a kiss and tell and they all save face.
A publicists dream solution to the past problems facing Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy.
Think about it:
She needs a way to prove she has nothing again the ethnic minorities after smashin the black toilet attendant in the face.
He has to try and cover up the fact that he's a turd burglar with Sol Campbell.
Solution: Tweedy to marry Cashley which shows she has nothing against black people after her infamous nightclub incident.
And Knob-sock looks straight again cos he's ridin possibly the tidiest bit of chuff going at the moment.
Ending: Give some slapper a few quid to do a kiss and tell and they all save face.
A publicists dream solution to the past problems facing Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy.
sadly its twaddle.. I think they just fell in love and sadly for her is just a cheating twat!
A mate of mines wife is stunning and amazing... but he is always cheating on her with old munters... one day I said to him, why do you cheat on Sandy... she is so beautiful and lovely!
His reply 'I may have a fridge full of fine Steak at home... but when I am pissed all I wanna have is a quick Greasy Kebab'
Fooking retarded, but pretty funny I had to admit
P.S If anyone 'special' is reading this... I would NEVER do that and I am more faithful than Lassie and Skippy the Kangaroo combined...
25-01-2008, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
[P.S If anyone 'special' is reading this... I would NEVER do that and I am more faithful than Lassie and Skippy the Kangaroo combined...
Tomorrows Sun Headline is 'City Trader stalks online lovely'
25-01-2008, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Eggleton
Originally Posted by Porkie
[P.S If anyone 'special' is reading this... I would NEVER do that and I am more faithful than Lassie and Skippy the Kangaroo combined...
Tomorrows Sun Headline is 'City Trader stalks online lovely'
25-01-2008, 01:30 PM
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you wouldnt believe he timing but i just got an email about having a dump at work.
apparently a turd burglar is something different!
TURD BURGLAR -- Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle
and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and
vulnerable moments that can occur when having a jobby at work. If this
occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way
you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
PMSL
apparently a turd burglar is something different!
TURD BURGLAR -- Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle
and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and
vulnerable moments that can occur when having a jobby at work. If this
occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way
you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
PMSL
25-01-2008, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Ad4m RST
Whatever the story behind it...SILLY FUCKIN' KNOB!
This 2-bit munted slag....
Over Tweedy!!!!!....
Money grabbing, bollock groping, dick taking, cocktail sausage packin' mongoloid!
You forgot to add Cunt! Money grabbing, shit cunt
Thats better
25-01-2008, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by LARSSON7
These papers are based on lies, Dont believe everything you read in them for fuck sake!
Here is a link to 'Basic Libel for Idiots'
http://www.urban75.org/info/libel.html
enjoy dude
