Craziest night out you've ever had???
11-01-2008, 10:26 PM
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Craziest night out you've ever had???
Come on folks, post 'em up and entertain me!
I will type up mine after a few replies
I will type up mine after a few replies
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11-01-2008, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Things that have included crazy nights are
Milkfloats
Scream Outfits
Condoms
Washing machine
Tin of Paint
A plastic bag, a Turd, and something else
A Push Bike
Kippers
theres more, But I gotta keep quiet
Milkfloats
Scream Outfits
Condoms
Washing machine
Tin of Paint
A plastic bag, a Turd, and something else
A Push Bike
Kippers
theres more, But I gotta keep quiet
Only you could have a list like that!
11-01-2008, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Ginge !
has to be said though that all my best memories ive been on drugs
in ibiza i was looking for my mates......walked back to the hotel and got attacked by the rats of the street (anybody whos been there will know what i mean
)........i was fucking twisted.......anyway one of them offered me a shag for 30 euros, so i took her round the back of a hotel, bent the fat thing over and started banging away for 10 mins....20 mins, come to about 30 mins and i felt something was a bit wierd down there 
she had only put it in between her sweaty fat thighs instead of her pussy 
so i thought id get her back and stick it up her arse, when poking about, her crack was hairy'er than mine 
i must of been propa fucking twisted
11-01-2008, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by focuschivvy
Originally Posted by Ginge !
has to be said though that all my best memories ive been on drugs
in ibiza i was looking for my mates......walked back to the hotel and got attacked by the rats of the street (anybody whos been there will know what i mean
)........i was fucking twisted.......anyway one of them offered me a shag for 30 euros, so i took her round the back of a hotel, bent the fat thing over and started banging away for 10 mins....20 mins, come to about 30 mins and i felt something was a bit wierd down there she had only put it in between her sweaty fat thighs instead of her pussy so i thought id get her back and stick it up her arse, when poking about, her crack was hairy'er than mine i must of been propa fucking twisted
Brilliant!
I got fucking done once...... I was fucked out of my head, this bint offered me a blow job for a tenner, and I thought fuck it. I was about 18 at the time. BJ was fucking crap and the cunt lifted my wallet when she pulled my pants down
Best bit was she had me feel her mate's tits while she sucked me off but her mate looked like something out of the goonies and I only felt them so as not to offend her
11-01-2008, 11:14 PM
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Defaced a sign on a dual carriageway that was 12 foot up, fuck knows how I got up there in the 1st place, my mate who was working late then saw me stumbling down the Dual carriageway hiding behind a twig as not to be recognised
Cartwheeling starkers in Southport on my mates stag do
A mate of mine pulled a brass in Manny, she took him down to the canal, pulled his trollies round his ankles, had a look at his old man then lifted his wallet and push him over, I nearly wet myself stood on the bridge watching him fumble about trying to get up and pull his kecks up
Cartwheeling starkers in Southport on my mates stag do
A mate of mine pulled a brass in Manny, she took him down to the canal, pulled his trollies round his ankles, had a look at his old man then lifted his wallet and push him over, I nearly wet myself stood on the bridge watching him fumble about trying to get up and pull his kecks up
12-01-2008, 12:03 AM
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A litre of huzzar and a couple shots of absynth...................
Supposedly i rolled off the table! I dont remember quite a bit of that night
Craziest nite was a few weeks before that, Long story short, me and my bro had to grow a garden full of grass in under ten days before the aunt and uncle came back from holiday. Just made it in the end, Was a bleedin miracle although me uncle was more pissed off at how fast the grass was growing than anything else, I suppose 40 acres worth of fertiliser on a small lawn might have been a bit much
Supposedly i rolled off the table! I dont remember quite a bit of that night
Craziest nite was a few weeks before that, Long story short, me and my bro had to grow a garden full of grass in under ten days before the aunt and uncle came back from holiday. Just made it in the end, Was a bleedin miracle although me uncle was more pissed off at how fast the grass was growing than anything else, I suppose 40 acres worth of fertiliser on a small lawn might have been a bit much
12-01-2008, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by MattPym
A litre of huzzar and a couple shots of absynth...................
Supposedly i rolled off the table! I dont remember quite a bit of that night
Craziest nite was a few weeks before that, Long story short, me and my bro had to grow a garden full of grass in under ten days before the aunt and uncle came back from holiday. Just made it in the end, Was a bleedin miracle although me uncle was more pissed off at how fast the grass was growing than anything else, I suppose 40 acres worth of fertiliser on a small lawn might have been a bit much
Supposedly i rolled off the table! I dont remember quite a bit of that night
Craziest nite was a few weeks before that, Long story short, me and my bro had to grow a garden full of grass in under ten days before the aunt and uncle came back from holiday. Just made it in the end, Was a bleedin miracle although me uncle was more pissed off at how fast the grass was growing than anything else, I suppose 40 acres worth of fertiliser on a small lawn might have been a bit much
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I once witnessed littlebrownbike off here climb through a drivethru window at McDonalds because they told him he couldn't be served unless he was in a car.
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12-01-2008, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Benni
I once witnessed littlebrownbike off here climb through a drivethru window at McDonalds because they told him he couldn't be served unless he was in a car.
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12-01-2008, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by MattPym
A litre of huzzar and a couple shots of absynth...................
Supposedly i rolled off the table! I dont remember quite a bit of that night
Supposedly i rolled off the table! I dont remember quite a bit of that night
12-01-2008, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by DogSmoke
Originally Posted by Benni
I once witnessed littlebrownbike off here climb through a drivethru window at McDonalds because they told him he couldn't be served unless he was in a car.
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12-01-2008, 11:12 AM
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crazy nights out involve me not remembering much!but usually waking up in random places!woke up in a ploughed field in cyprus after a hard night! have woken up on my sisters desk by her bed!apparently i was quite drunk at the stag inn at totb 2 and was found with my feet sticking out of my tent ala wicked witch of the west! i miss all the best stuff!
have woken up on my sisters desk by her bed!apparently i was quite drunk at the stag inn at totb 2 and was found with my feet sticking out of my tent ala wicked witch of the west! i miss all the best stuff!
12-01-2008, 12:34 PM
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Funniest for me was at york dragway years ago, i was wasted and i needed the loo so made PF dave walk over the over side of the camp site with me it was pitch black and i was convinced there was a lake and sinking sand Thing is Dave beleived me to lol I was saying 'watch out down go over there theres a lake and don't tread on the dark its its sinking sand, step where i step' so we tip toed and hopped from spot to spot avoiding the sinking sand!
When dave came over to my tent in the morning he said you no the lake an dsinking sand, which confused me as i didn't really remember, he said its a fucking car park
Another time i woke up in the morning with my phone in peices asked my mate who i lived with what happened and why? She said I started taking it appart when she asked me what i was doing i said i was getting a fag out, i took the battery out and she told me there was no fags in there, i said yes there is your see and took the sim out and went oh its gone
I lose the plot sometimes
Thing is Dave beleived me to lol I was saying 'watch out down go over there theres a lake and don't tread on the dark its its sinking sand, step where i step' so we tip toed and hopped from spot to spot avoiding the sinking sand!When dave came over to my tent in the morning he said you no the lake an dsinking sand, which confused me as i didn't really remember, he said its a fucking car park
Another time i woke up in the morning with my phone in peices asked my mate who i lived with what happened and why? She said I started taking it appart when she asked me what i was doing i said i was getting a fag out, i took the battery out and she told me there was no fags in there, i said yes there is your see and took the sim out and went oh its gone
I lose the plot sometimes
12-01-2008, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
You done a G of K 
id been abusing ck all night and the g/f had tipped out the last g of k at 4am so she cud throw the bag (shes a bit ocd with cleaning)
i staggered past and spotted what i thought was a small pile (couple of lines worth) coz my perception of size was wankered so i whipped a twenty out and hoovered it while she wasnt looking then went and parked my arse,she came back and started going nuts right about the same time everythig started going a bit weird,for about twenty mins i honestly thought i was going to croak it,really fighting hard not to close my eyes
after half an hour tho it settled a bit and i swear i could feel soundwaves
eventually she got fed up wiping dribble off my face and left me listenin to the music that accompanies nightime bbc2 ceefax seriously would never do it again coz thats the first time ive honestly thought my time was up.......really scared the piss out of me (altho to be fair after it settled it was amazing....still wont do it again)
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by Westy
shit loads... one of my fondest memories was at the Full Moon Party, Thailand 
12-01-2008, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Originally Posted by Westy
shit loads... one of my fondest memories was at the Full Moon Party, Thailand
Its on my list of things to do. My mate paul goes all the time, I just can't commit at the moment to go because of work
12-01-2008, 06:02 PM
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I went on a day session with a mate and ended up on a ferry to Brittany the next morning Got a cab into town got leathered again then had to hitch hike back to the ferry terminal and had to sleep on the pavement, got rescued by a kindly Geordie man who bought us tickets home and then ended up stranded in Plymouth for 2 days
Crazy Days
Got a cab into town got leathered again then had to hitch hike back to the ferry terminal and had to sleep on the pavement, got rescued by a kindly Geordie man who bought us tickets home and then ended up stranded in Plymouth for 2 days Crazy Days
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i once got wasted on vodka with a mate,3am in the morning,we sat there and thought fuck it we'll go abroad,work in a bar or summit and live happily ever after got in a taxi,went to me mothers,cos me passport was there,and she'd kicked me out the week before braded on the door,got her up,got me passport,told her exactley wot i thought of her,and told her to tell work ive wrapped in and they can stick their job.got to teesside airport,no flights out by this time me and my mate woke up a few hours later,laid on the pavement outside the airport,and id pissed myself during my little snooze! had some grovelling and apologising to do to me mam and dad,and had to explain to me boss wot happened cos me fuckin mother told them id quit and left the country! then me boss told all the lads a work,so i had to listen to their shit crack jokes and piss taking for the next two weeks.
got in a taxi,went to me mothers,cos me passport was there,and she'd kicked me out the week before braded on the door,got her up,got me passport,told her exactley wot i thought of her,and told her to tell work ive wrapped in and they can stick their job.got to teesside airport,no flights out by this time me and my mate woke up a few hours later,laid on the pavement outside the airport,and id pissed myself during my little snooze! had some grovelling and apologising to do to me mam and dad,and had to explain to me boss wot happened cos me fuckin mother told them id quit and left the country! then me boss told all the lads a work,so i had to listen to their shit crack jokes and piss taking for the next two weeks.
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