Just got back from a drill night at my fire station and the coonts put black shoe polish round the rim of my cromwell fire helmet, When finished i took it off and went to wash my hands and face and noticed it, it was a coont to get off aswell, i wanna get them back but cant be anything that would delay us going on a shout or anything that could put a coleague in danger, IDEAS PLEASE

 

fill his oxygen tank with helium.

 

this is a good prank!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJdHGIhkl-s

why dont you wait then do the same ot them, when they are not expecting it!

 

Hmm, im trying my hardest to think of something diferent but its hard with the nature of the job we have to turn out quickly

 

Bet you wish you'd kept your pants on!!

Skiff the fuckers, thats what I say.

 

COONT You could twist a h beam gurder if you tried hard enough

 

cant you use that, so something they have to put on quickly, like a jacket with " i like men dressed as ladies" painted on the back? so they wont notice it when putting it on, or itching powder in the boots?

 

I was thinking of itching powder or something of the like..... Vaseline on safety glasses

 

or in the gloves!

 

You could always go on strike so they couldn't get you again

 

shit in his boots?

 

APMSL i did laugh out loud there


Guys offshore do all sorts. funny when they put fluorescene dye in peoples boots. it gives you radioactive glow in the dark feet that lasts for ages and wont come off

 

Shoe polish on the toilet seat? Or cling film around the bowl? Salt in the sugar bowl? Vandal grease around all the door handles?

The possibilities are endless

 

With the calibre of tonights threads, there is something very wrong with that statement

 

Cat shit under the door handle of the pump/engine!

 

You should really ask them to use simply use KY instead of boot polish...

ps. it is much more effective than boot polish....and wont make the rim of your helmet sore....

 

Yeah but it don't give as good a shine

 

Oh, i dont know... a bit of spit and polish on your helmet and mine always comes up quite well...

Even better if its not your spit as well

 

FPMSL at those last 3 comments !!!!! throw boiling tea bags at them they do that to me at work as iam working scares the fuk out and hurts lool!!!

 

Box of permanant markers and a set of the thickest elastic bands... lids off and fire away..

Water ballons filled with piss..... no thats wrong...

I got stiched with my phone taped to the roof of the warehouse...i could here it ringing, but er

Someones open can of drink pierce a small hole with a pin about 2cms below the lip area... they drink and unknown to them there dribbling everywhere.. (guy at work did this then boss picks the can up, FUCK wrong can) he who dares laugh 1st

 

We did that to a kid I used to work with for a good month or so at lunchtimes, we pecked his head so much he went to the quacks adamant he had Bells Palsy

 

Your all as bad as the coonts at the station! Now edited so it doesnt look like they were polishing my 1 eyed trouser snake

 

Crack a couple of eggs in there work boots,feels like shit when ur walking in them and if ur on a call they have to put up with it till they get back.....

 

Best prank ever was this

Take 4 industrial bags of polystyrene

Spend fucking ages getting it through the letter box - we rigged up an air pump from a blow up bed, powered by the car and blew it in

Look at it

Through letter box

Job well done

 

Legendary

 

laxative in there drinks and take away the shit roll is a failsafe, always a guaranteed laugh, especially when theres 10 employees fighting for 2 cubicles (was a funny day!)

 

Thats hillarious

 

Paul- That is fcukin quality but what did he do for you to do that to him

 

It was a house warming present thing that got out of hand. Everytime someone moved house they had something done. He never had a Party so this was his punishment. We've also bricked up pathways to the front door and dug a small pond on the front lawn.

The beauty of friends who work nights

 

Paul Eggleton
you cunt,, i love it

 

Just reminded me of one actually.....

I have a brother of whom is 8 yrs older than me so many years ago when I am aged 10 the parents went on holiday for a long weekend and my brother was to look after me..
Friday night he goes out with mates to the local club with the offer of returning at 2 and taking me to the kebab shop...I was so so ... well excited
I spent the following hours thinking what can I wear ha ha so I raided my brothers wardrobe and put on his Yellow Ralph Lauren shirt which touched my knees it was sooo BIG..
tucked into my school trousers, and set of with my black shoe pumps I was cutting a dash

On with a couple of hand fulls of polo aftershave, and a dose of SHOCK WAVES finest on the wig, i was ready..
2.10am the door opens and as quick as my bro comes in he gets hit with the waft of a litre of polo aftershave..

We was off to the kebab shop wooo hooooo, on the way the local park got a kicking in – how tempting are daffodils to run through- mind you I just watched ( I was mature for 10)

Arrive at Kens kebabs -
It was amazing scantily clad girls everywhere and with my bro convincing them all I was in the club earlier dancing away they were in awe of this funky lil kid

Back home the fun begun, 8 of my brothers mates stayed the drunk ones falling asleep first, and on came the ideas...... toothpaste.. nah
hand in water...nah... razor.... yeah!!!!

So i rolled down stairs for a fresh Bic razor and the victim was chosen, Darren was to loose his prize winning black brow..

As quick as I was jokingly asked to do it off it was felled….drunken silence and shock horror…..i then pulled out the red lipstick i took from my mums draw... small red dots all over his face and neck...


The morning arrived... and I awoke hastily, darren was on the move to the bathroom...
I awoke the others and we waited for the reaction of his image in the mirror staring at him..

OH FUCK ME – I GOT FCUKIN MEASELS – he yells from the bathroom…

AH AH AAHAH AHah ahaah ah ahaha ha h – we were rolled up….

Eyebrow not noticed the heavy eys and hangover hid the pale white patch of skin above his eye, until later that day….

My first experiences in a white xr2 down the country back lanes, at 10 yrs old I was living the dream.. not doen the park but out with my brother and his uber cool mates…

Darren yells to me in the back “Look Luke No Hands” hey hey …

I yell back in a squeaky childish voice – Look Darren No eyebrow…

From that day forth I have lived in fear for my eye tash..

 

Well something nice and easy.. if he is the driver of the engine then I would fill the air vents up with the several thousand bits of paper left in a hole punch. Turn the blowers onto full whack and sit back and watch... got lots of people like that at work and shouldnt delay you turning out for I grades.

 

grease the pole and remember to use the stairs

 

When you do training/drills etc on cars, get one from a scrappy thats similar to a colleagues and set fire to it/cut the roof off etc

 

deep heat the muscle rub is a good one, wipe a load on the bog seat or on the earpiece of the phone just before someones gonna use it,
it gets warm