Luca

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Tis time to show our festive cheer
As we close at work to have a beer
Mistloe toe and xmas wishes
Time to treat the stunning missus

Il wrestle the turkey and knock back the wine
Squeezed in the oven and cooked in good time
An hour to go and the fuckers still raw
Scratching my head as I crawl on the floor

Yes you guessed it I drank to much
Out to the garden to open the hutch
Sorry my friend you’ve got to have it
i yell to the wife “there’s nothing like rabbit.”

On with the drink out with the crackers
Receiving a blow right hard in the knackers
Jimmie just shot me with a cork from the champers
Nothing like xmas wearing some pampers.

Well wish you all the best of luck
Hope you have a yuletide fuck
Out to the disco shaking ya groove
Rocking the floor looking so smooth

Grannys weeing, kids r screaming
The other half is just beaming
Xmas is a a roller coaster
I best not get a silver toaster

Socks and boxers every year
I open with a little tear
My draws are full there overflowing
Cant you tell from the face im showing

I want big toys like a ps3
I want to guess what’s beside the tree
Use your money not my card
Statements through it is so hard.

Only kidding its what you make
Poor that brandy on the cake
Some in the dish and some in glass
Clock struck 6 ya down on ya ass

Merry xmas you made it through
The rhyme is over, your so glad too.


have a good one all

Luca

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Please dont send me to the muppet room with that nutter