Munch

Well Tonight, me & my mate pop'd down to see a few of my mates who lived about 20miles away...basicly a small town outside of Swindon called Devizes. Me & my mates thought we'd go off roading at night in his Defender 90, i must say i had a right laugh, Driving through the country side, down little tracks, man it was awesome, going down ditches & shit, ive never done this before mind. Really must say its alot of fun, no wonder Kev Sharp loves it, as we got on towards the end of the night, we met up with a few more of my mates who were in his Freelander, so anyway, we were offroading, the freelander just couldnt do what the Defender could, driving through ditches & shit, so he had too turn back, he manged to turn him around after a few mins, the defender was in front & couldnt turn around at that point, so had to carry on before turning around, by now the defender was gone so i had to either wait or i could hitch a ride in the freelander, but there was no room, so i had to stand on the side of the fucking footstand thingy holding onto the roof rack..pmsl
so me & my mate are holding on while going through this offroad track, but my mate jumps off while the driver was going slow & the tree's were scrapping beside me, but i stay on like a twat, my mate boots it till about 30mph, im shitting myself, trying to hold on for my life while tree's are brushing past me, in the end i i jumps off the car while the car is doing 30 odd, i falls on the ground, thumbling to the ground which was like gravel, i ended up splitting my palm of my hand open which is a long deep cut, its pissing out with blood, i was like shit, drove back to my mates house, cleaned it up alittle, drove back too swindon, payed a vist to A+E, man by this time, its hurting like a cunt, i gets seen too by this fucking fit as fuck nurse, she was cleaning it up & i was trying not to be a pussy in front of her, man i had shit load of gravel init, fuck me it hurt, thats one experience il never forget

but too sum up offroading, its fucking awesome, my mate even has a CB Radio, we were listening in on peoples convo's....''Come inn Bert'' pmsl


anyone who hasnt tryed offroading...you dont know what you are missing!

Munch

Dirty schanez eat ya heart out


i now have paper stiches too

Charlie Chalk

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LOL @ come in bert




I loved it when I done it, apart from getting stuck in a river, with water past the middle of the door/bottom of the OPEN window

Munch

im not lieing rad, the blokes name was Bert

indycos

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so most of your day offroading involved waiting in A&E then

A&E is a cunt, in our area its about a 4hr min waiting time

Munch

this was about 12 oclock at night mate, i was inn & out in about 30 mins

Charlie Chalk

iTrader: (1)

Quality

indycos

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fookinell lucky it werent a friday night! probably would have been there the following day still waiting

Munch

i know....

told my mum i fell over

indycos

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classic! just like the school days

Munch

i am never doing it again tho

PastyKing

Rad, remember off roading in my metro?
got a little flooded because of you

Munch

offroading in a metro? pmsl

different i guess

vroooom ptssssh

Ive heard it's the most fun you could have even tho your only doing 5mph

Munch

yes mate, was awesome, best thing tho, its cheap!

vroooom ptssssh

Would love to try it, need to get out in my mates Landrover before he sells up