Had my first on errrrrrrrrrr wednesday night (losing track off time)...
The girlfreind had to have a c-section
But shes doing fine.... Baby however will have to stay in for a few days as hes just getting to grips with feeding.

Now if you asked me about babies 18month ago i would have said ... FUCK OFF not for me stinky fuckers wheres my cossie keys ...etc
But since he arrived...WOW
Ive even advertised my bike for sale as i have lost all interest in it within the last week....

 

suddenly hunks of metal just dont seem that important eh?

 

know just how you feel missus had my second on the 5th proper gob shite he is aswell must get it from his mother LOL

 

You might as well sell your BED as well as you won't be needing that for while.

 

Life changing event.... and whether we like it to start with or not, we can all be fab at it... keep up the good work and enjoy.... won't stay little for long!

 

You sad bastad!!! I would hate to have to be responsable for bringing up a child,take away too much of you're freedom and money!!

But all the same,I hope mother and baby are doing well.Regards,Micky

 

I saw the bike was up for sale.
It's only a piece of metal/plastic.

Congrat's on the news mate

It'll only be about 18 years till you can afford another bike

Really happy for you mate

 

They do change your life

I would keep your toy if you can, it will keep you sane.

Im on baby No2 now but she is still in hospital

Good luck.

Steve.

 

nice coments cheers guys, just on the way to hospital now for the 7.30 feed....
I would keep my bike but i think i should get rid , hang on a while then buy a car .. bit safer.

 

Congratulations to you and the missus hope you are all well. Ok so the bike has to go...an excuse to start filling the garage with spare parts for your childs car!!!??? Think the missus will fall for that one ??? Always worth a try...Or is this my warped mind working overtime??

Regards

 

I always told my missus I wasn't selling the bike when the baby arrived and she was ok with that. It's made me think a bit more about squeezing the throttle and the chances I take on it though but I still enjoy riding it

 

Congrats

 

if you haven't had the experience of kids, be prepared to have your life turned upside down

you can't plan anything and don't even bother trying to get back to normal

enjoy it while it lasts because as soon as you start to think it's a burden on your life things start to get on top of you

i look forward to every morning and every evening just so i can have fun with junior and no matter how much he tantrums, he's still just as cute as he was when he was a baby

invest in some decent car seats/pushchair/baby stuff so it won't break/wear out and don't bother getting loads of fancy clothes, they last about 2 weeks and then they grow out of them

 

Awesome mate contratulations..

only thing im worried about is how it will ruin the missus,... wreak havoc with her fanjita and sag the titties

 

I'm taking every day as it comes, I managed to get 7 weeks off so I'll be there for my missus which is turning out to be a real help

 

i was exactly the same as you pre baby and have never liked kids but after the birth of my daughter its also totally changed me. mine is at that cute and funny age at 18 months and i look forward to getting home after work to play with her

 

You might like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p41K4UAh01g

 

Theres nothing in the world can compare to having kids. I HATED kids, infact i still cant do with em really lol........as in Lindsay wanted me to go to this kids party at her mates with her and our daughter and i was like ' aye ok seya later' ...worst nightmare house full of kids BUT when its your own its different! Coming in from work to a big smile and a 'dad' Cant think of anything better

 

Congrats mate!

Whole life up to now will become a distant memory

Be prepared for sudden addiction to head smelling , saying phrases like "Booboobooboo" to the new babe, heaps of broken sleep, shitty nappies, milky stains on all your best clobber, hours of frustration fitting complicated baby chairs in the car, massive debt at your local Mothercare and at least a month of hand jobs whilst missus' recovers.

Throw in a sudden feeling of self preservation ( so get shot of the bike as you'll never corner as fast again ) the realisation your own needs/wants are now totally secondary, the ribbing you get when you blow out ya' mates on a boys night out, a previously non-exsistant interest in a cars NCAT ratings, the realisation that a roll cage is now a complete no-no & the end of any designer/minamal look created rooms in your house due to piles of toys/baby products/babygrow covered radiators etc etc

But any poss' con, absolutely pales in significance compared to the satisfaction of raising kids, growing up with 'em along the way, and the totally unmatched moments of pure magic that only a child & parent can share

 

and remember that all that fancy stuff you've got at home will have to be covered with crappy cloth to stop it getting stained, you'll have to rearrange your house to be kiddie friendly and there is also where to put the cot

and, a possible answer to carls question with a boratism "her vagin now hangs like a wizards sleeve"

 

congratulations

 

APMSL at wizards sleeve

My missus had a shite load of stitches so I might be ok

my little girl did some good before she arrived, it kicked me up the arse to get the 2nd bedroom sorted so we could move our bed in there and set up her cot

 

i finsihed the spare room yesterday

junior is 21 months old

 

Looks more like a clowns pocket to me

She had a c-section so her beef lettuce should be fine