Phil's faster than a speeding bullet, it's just that the phrase "faster than a speeding bosch-man" sounds shite

 

I'd take a bullet for Phil .

Seriously, as has been mentioned, if he turned up, you wouldn't recognise him from his normal "tete a tete" persona anyway .

 

Im at Brands this weekend

I don't wanna be dodging bullets whilst working please

Phil you can hide in our truck

 

You should be working now not hanging around on here.

 

...doesnt inspire me with confidence to turn up now


.......i dont want to have Rainbird jumping on me if a hater has a pop...and accidently..no read purposely stab me with his penis!

 

Phil,
Don't worry, you'd only feel a little prick .

 

You defo dont want that Phil i have heard its massive and thats why Harvey is actually Mikes Bitch.

 

[quote="Mike Rainbird"]I'd take a bullet for Phil .
[quote]



Ooh, 2 for the price 1




Only Kiddin fellas!!

 

[quote="kjc300"][quote="Mike Rainbird"]I'd take a bullet for Phil .
do u have one i can lend kev pmsl

 

What is really disturbing is there are over 800 views but only 40 + replies.....so there could be a group of haters who have refrained from posting on this thread waiting for me......Mike can i borrow Caitlin to protect me..they wont hurt me with my daughter there...opps i mean a little child

 

Thats the quiet one Jay - do you want the loud one??

 

..i beleive there is a noise limit

 

Stop pissing around and get your arse there and av a larf Phil.

Steve