A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and
places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man
reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot
high, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls
out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches
into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in
front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and
starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender. The
man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out
a lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says..."Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust
of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is
allowed only one!"

The bartender gets really excited. Without hesitating he
says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon
followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar
is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man
and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf...I asked for
a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" says the man... "Do you really think I
asked for a 12" pianist?"

 

ROFLOL

 

my god that jokes older than your mum

 

 

real tears