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Old 25-09-2007, 03:34 AM
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4 hours till we discover the condition of the box....

Drum roll please.....
Old 25-09-2007, 06:27 AM
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DOH!


so thats possible gearbox and rear diff?
Old 25-09-2007, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Spiky



DOH!


so thats possible gearbox and rear diff?

And its definately done the centre diff as well dont forget.


If FastFordDan had done it though he would have got the front diff as well not just 2 of them
Old 25-09-2007, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
4 hours till we discover the condition of the box....

Drum roll please.....

You should sell the box now for a grand, condition unknown to someone who likes gambling.
If its ok they get a bargain, if its not then thats the gamble they take
Old 25-09-2007, 07:29 AM
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oh yeah... DOH!

bad news lee

but, (and this isn't a dig) but shouldn't it have been ok with a launch?????

as you do have a lot of uprated parts?


or is this just bad luck...well very bad luck


Also

are you not tempted with a skyline box??? std or OSG?
Old 25-09-2007, 08:40 AM
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This is what you normally see when you remove the rear end of the box...



Porkie's modified version



I have to hand it to you Lee you have properly broke it
Old 25-09-2007, 08:42 AM
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Nice work Lee
Old 25-09-2007, 08:45 AM
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OMG
Old 25-09-2007, 09:03 AM
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sorry but

Lee, i have to hand it to you mate, i think that ONE single launch has cost more than ALL of the shit i have EVER blown up

Top rod!

Old 25-09-2007, 09:04 AM
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to be fair tho, looks like its 'only' the main shaft (extra point if its the uprated version ), rear CWP and centre diff, so whats that? a Ł2.5k bill lol?
Old 25-09-2007, 09:12 AM
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fooking hell! surely launching a 4x4 like that is just bound to end in trouble? or "should" it have been ok due to various uprated stuff?
Old 25-09-2007, 09:15 AM
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So the gearbox stood up to all that?
Old 25-09-2007, 09:30 AM
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It was the launch to end all launches.....

It made one of Rocket Ronnies launches look like your Grandma pulling away from the post office
Old 25-09-2007, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
It was the launch to end all launches.....

It made one of Rocket Ronnies launches look like your Grandma pulling away from the post office
for about 2 metres
Old 25-09-2007, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
It was the launch to end all launches.....

It made one of Rocket Ronnies launches look like your Grandma pulling away from the post office
rotflmao

nicely done tho captain chaos lol
Old 25-09-2007, 09:35 AM
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Blimey thts some serious snappage.
Old 25-09-2007, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
to be fair tho, looks like its 'only' the main shaft (extra point if its the uprated version ), rear CWP and centre diff, so whats that? a Ł2.5k bill lol?
I would imagine I have broken the Gearbox as well... Will find out in 15mins!

I can hardly wait.... feels like Christmas eve..


NOT
Old 25-09-2007, 09:36 AM
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superb effort
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pmsl

its funny cos its not my bill
Old 25-09-2007, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Spiky
oh yeah... DOH!

bad news lee

but, (and this isn't a dig) but shouldn't it have been ok with a launch?????
I've done loads of launches over the years with it.... just got in a slight muddle with the clutch really.... instead of slipping it nicely like I normally do....

I just came off it.... FAST

I also got the revs slightly wrong.... instead of 5000rpm ish... I seemed to have dialed in about 8500rpm....

As I said it was a proper launch...

I am blaming the Red Stripe!

This is definately one of my most expensive pints of lager thats for sure!
Old 25-09-2007, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Lee, when Martin fits the new diff and box, get one of these fitted as well



The question is: will it be as expensive as the first ever 'Red Stripe incident' on the way back from Bedford several years ago involving a rather 'spirited' drive along the A14
Old 25-09-2007, 09:44 AM
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Old 25-09-2007, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Renton
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Lee, when Martin fits the new diff and box, get one of these fitted as well



The question is: will it be as expensive as the first ever 'Red Stripe incident' on the way back from Bedford several years ago :
No, but I will do my best
Old 25-09-2007, 09:50 AM
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Id love to see this go to court:

How do you plead to the charge of driving without due care and attention Mr Manning?

Pissed M'lud
Old 25-09-2007, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Renton
The question is: will it be as expensive as the first ever 'Red Stripe incident' on the way back from Bedford several years ago involving a rather 'spirited' drive along the A14


Fucking Jamaican Champagne has alot to answer for!
Old 25-09-2007, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Spiky
oh yeah... DOH!

bad news lee

but, (and this isn't a dig) but shouldn't it have been ok with a launch?????
I've done loads of launches over the years with it.... just got in a slight muddle with the clutch really.... instead of slipping it nicely like I normally do....

I just came off it.... FAST

I also got the revs slightly wrong.... instead of 5000rpm ish... I seemed to have dialed in about 8500rpm....

As I said it was a proper launch...

I am blaming the Red Stripe!

This is definately one of my most expensive pints of lager thats for sure!

ok fair comment, 8500 and no slipping is pretty brutal.

hope it can get fixed relativly cheap , though i guessing not
Old 25-09-2007, 09:55 AM
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Its only money




































thank fuck i aint gotta pay for it
Old 25-09-2007, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
to be fair tho, looks like its 'only' the main shaft (extra point if its the uprated version ), rear CWP and centre diff, so whats that? a Ł2.5k bill lol?
I would imagine I have broken the Gearbox as well... Will find out in 15mins!

I can hardly wait.... feels like Christmas eve..

NOT
and??


pmsl at xmas eve

woo, i just woke up and opened a big box of "thats gonna hurt your wallet you cunt"
Old 25-09-2007, 10:09 AM
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Good work!

I'm guessing the rear diff broke, locking everything and then it did the transfer and gbox main shaft.
Old 25-09-2007, 10:13 AM
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Nice!

But as Pon's said...........Fucking red stripe!
Old 25-09-2007, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
I seemed to have dialed in about 8500rpm....
FPMSL!

i'm assuming at those revs with your power it would have span up all 4 wheels [what front diff?]
Old 25-09-2007, 10:22 AM
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Ah well LOL Good effort mate
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BANG! And the diff was gone!
Old 25-09-2007, 11:11 AM
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oh dear!
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I quite like Red Stripe It tastes real good and has the added bonus of getting me more work on a regular basis
Old 25-09-2007, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by martin-reyland
I quite like Red Stripe It tastes real good and has the added bonus of getting me more work on a regular basis


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thats a long 15 mins...

so whats the rest of the box like?
Old 25-09-2007, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by martin-reyland
I quite like Red Stripe It tastes real good and has the added bonus of getting me more work on a regular basis
Class
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Hope its not to expensive to fix looks like it might be

By the sound of it if Porkie stops drinking redstripe the money saved will be enough to build him a Reyland Escort

Redstripe - Properly Going Man
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Renton
The question is: will it be as expensive as the first ever 'Red Stripe incident' on the way back from Bedford several years ago involving a rather 'spirited' drive along the A14


Fucking Jamaican Champagne has alot to answer for!

What happened?


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