Ginge !

can ya belive it, no fooker likes me

i work with sime fooking pricks dont i


i take 1 day off sick to go national day , i get told when i return to go doctors and get a sick note for my absence to prove i was ill


ok i do, think its a cheek so i get a 2 week sick note , now all my work are discussing me and all bitching like twats

i hear on the grapvine my manager aint happy adn hes gonna teach me a lesson

what a cheek of him, so i get another 3 weeks off sick teach him a lesson

now i return everyone is making jokes ect, i dont care i got 5 weeks off paid

then i get told no there gonna try and fooking with ya money mate

wage slips turn up, i get it handed by my admin and get told no point giving ya it as ya not gonna have been payed , im really unhappy now ( going sick prob not a good thing though )

i open wage slip, been full paied


i get everyone taking the piss saying im gonna have to sell the cossie as my work aint paying me sick so im gonna have to sell, there all really finding it funny

so i photocopy my wage slip and put it on the notice board


now they shit uop and all has gone quiet till i get a bit of attitude of a kine manager so i feel its a good time to discuss my part time i was gonna do before my illness



ok hes like so ya gonna work 4 days not 3

i tell him no, not quite, things have changed i can work everyday of the week but no weekends as i gotta look after me baby

oh and i gotta finish at 3pm on tuesdays and wednesdays to pick me baby up from child minders too


hes not happy speaks to my manager who already dont like me and hes only worked with me for a week, hes not happy but he cant do anything as its to do with my children as i dont get oayed enough and he wont pay me extra to help me


so now i tell everyone who has to work weekends every other week


thats when i find out no fooker likes me and 1 guy said i take the piss thats why he grassed me up about pulling a sicky to go to a fookign car show

do i go mad and chin him no, what i do instead is say oh well ill remeber that when ya working this saturday with a hangover and im washing me car



why do people not like me

Less.

Quit cant be arsed to read the fucking essay

Ginge !

less ya tosser, read it ya might like it

RigPig

they sound like a bunch of jealous twats to me M8

Less.

Yep I am a tosser your right your pony tailed prick

turbinator

[serious]because you dont show respect[/serious]

but I like the story

TILLIO

I got grassed up last weekend by a member of another branch for the company i work for.............

Manager phones up, asking my why im doin a private job..............

"Sorry boss, didn't realise i needed permission to remove glass from a car im preppin for bangers"

Jealosy mate, thats all it is

Oranoco

You work in retail mate. Knobber central. Done management for Lidl, MotorWorld and Iceland and there is no way on this earth I'll go back to it again Smack the prick for grassing you up and walk.

Worked for me

Less.

After reading the esay I say chin the wanker

Ginge !

less

i can get a hair vut, you would have to chop of ya hands


i know its lack of respect but what the fook has it got to do with all the other staff what i do, they just got the hump as they aint got the bollocks to do it and they would miss kissing arse too i guess

BillyCabrio

iTrader: (1)

You dont need a sick note for the first 5 days sick, its self certification!!

Tell ya manager to read up on the Laws!!!

RSrussell

I didn't know mcdonalds paid sick pay

Stavros

Everyones 2 faced jelous grassing twats, work or not, but often more obvious in work.

Go on a Columbine style killing spree at your work, i bet Les has thought of doing that before, probably has already made a few pipe bombs, PM him

Ginge !

rick its burger king mate

i never knew i worked with ya either mate

but can ya belive i now dont work weekends


and took 5 weeks off and thats how they teach me a lesson

Less.

Yeah Stev I going a mad killing spree over egod greek twats will be send letter bombs first

Ginge !

wonder what happens when u get caught stealing, get a refund and vouchers

paulp

A few people dont like me at the moment at work,we get a payrise every year, im about the same age as most of the blokes in our yard,but im leading hand so i get a bigger percentage payrise, i got 50p extra an hour which works out just over another 20 quid a week and the rest of them got 15p an hour which works out about a fiver extra a week, im the only one out of 6 of us that got that sort of rise, so they are all bitching that i do no extra more work than them. but thats what happens, the higher you get the less work you do

RobCarden

Ginge !

rob dont you go telling now

as neil of art attack says " try it yourself"

i was really worried about the meeting too

Oranoco

It can work in your favour a bit of viiolent outrage.

At my old place we went out for a big office meal to a restaraunt in St. Albans and our marketing lady brought her Australian boyfriend who spent the evening being a prick . We had some words but I decided to leave it as I was on a work do. He spent half the evening from there making smart comments about pussy English boys. So I did the only thing I could. I knocked the fooker on his arse in front of everybody destroying a table. A few weeks later I was promoted and got a nice pay rise

Ginge !

thats the only thing i never done was ask for more money

wish i did now

steve211

like the way they taught u
i've been off nearly 12 weeks now and thought they would bitch but they had a collection and sent a food hamper
sitting here getting more fat

RobCarden

take them to the cleaners

FastFordChris

hahahahaha u the man!!!!!


ginge i think u must take the award for worst employee nice one matey

Mr.h.

Your so called work "mates" sound like a bunch of complete tossers mate!

Tell them all 2go fook them selfs and pull there tongues out of ya boss"s arse!!!!

Dont worry about small minded people mate they aint worth a wank!!!

Max

Fairplay

I must try that then to get me off fookin nights

Ginge !

max i love that avatar

Max

thought it was about time the giraffe came back

RobCarden

no more wknds?

lucky fooker

good for you

Ginge !

girafe, i thought it was you ???????


yeah rob its a hard life mate , dont think ill last long there though

anyone looking for staff

Max

ya bugger

Switch

Noone at work likes you???/ I cant believe it!!!!

well at least someone likes you:

Now get off the net and sort out my bling mounting pod

mark

give the prick a good kickin ginge

Ginge !

pmsl at scot

pod is still in the development stage

will be sorted by tommorow as i work for double time then

Oranoco

pmsl @ Switch

Deerhunter

iTrader: (2)

thats exactly what i thought too, id find out where the fooker lives who grassed you, and get revenge
not at work


nice read though,

Ginge !

hey im chilled mate, 5 weeks on full pay as he grased me up for taking a day off

oh and i now dont work weekends so guess whos gonna have to do em

Rich_w

I like the way you're actually surprised. Nobody likes you on here either.

Thought you'd be used to it by now

Ginge !

hey im not suprised, just cant belive the depth of it mate

i dont care if they like me or not tbh, i dont mix with em and dont drink with em



just how fooking sad and how fooking funny that i seem to get more that i wanted too

Wazzzer

Retail is wank, glad I got out when I did. Now if I have a problem with someone I can say it to their face (and have done) with no worries about come back

The joys of working in a factory