Ever heard of Eubonics? Sort of the black street language? These are translations of normal words in Eubonics. My favorite is the last one.



· Demote: What de king put around de castle.

· Despise: De persons who work for de CIA.

· Detention: What causes de stress.

· Dilate: When a person lives longer.

· Dioxin: What you say before you kill a herd of buffalo-like cattle.

· Dreadlocks: the fear of opening the door.

· Rectum...I had two Cadillacs, but my ol’ lady rectum both.

· Hotel...I gave my girlfriend the crabs, and the hotel everybody.

· Odyssey..I tol’ my bro, you odyssey the jugs on dis hoe.

· Stain...My mother-in-law axed if I was stain fo dinner again.

· Seldom...My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.

· Penis...I went to a doctor and he gave a cup and said penis.

· Foreclose...If I pay alimony this month I’ll have no money foreclose.

· Undermine. . .There a fine lookin’ hoe in the apartment undermine.

· Disappointment...My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the bighouse.

· Income...I jus’ got in bed wit de hoe, and income my wife.

· Honor...At the rape trial, the judge axed my bro’ who be honor first?

· Fortify...I axed the hoe how much, and she say fortify.

· Israel...Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex; I said man, that looks fake; he say, no, Israel.



· Q: Why were there only 49 contestants for the “Miss Ebonics U.S.A.” Pageant?

· A: No contestant wanted to wear a banner that said “Idaho”!



· Dismay...I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, Dismay hurt a little.

· Defense...I ran from the cops, and hopped defence and got away.

· Afro...I got so mad at my bitch, afro a lamp at her.

· Locket...I slam the door so hard, I locket.

· Beware...I asked the man at the unemployment office, Is this beware I get a job?

· Decide. . .I l ike Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of bitches on decide.

· Copulate...I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, copulate!

· Domineering...My girly’s birthday was yesterday, I got her a domineering.

· Fascinate...My girly’s t*tties are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only fascinate.

 

 

Q: Why were there only 49 contestants for the “Miss Ebonics U.S.A.” Pageant?
A: No contestant wanted to wear a banner that said “Idaho”!

 

 

 

· Israel...Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex; I said man, that looks fake; he say, no, Israel.

Hilarious