ELISE

ELISE



my little girls first post on passionford!!!!


shes not 3 years old and can TYPE her name !!!

 

thats great, my eldest son is 4 and he can only just distinguish the letters in his name


she'll be on here posting as much as her dad soon eh

 

seriously she can type her name, shes been spelling it since she could talk

though i think ive helped her as ive got it tattooed on my arm too

but im proper impressed,,, strange but true

 

girls are much more academic than boys..... my daughter could write her name before she started nursery, josh due to start school in september and can only just do it

kids are a lot cleverer than we think

and lovely name too

 

actually her dad cant type,,,,,was ment to be shes not 4

think ill let her carry on

* Elise posting

elise

3

daddy

mummy


leah



there you go, i spelt her the words and she typed them,, but she got confused and thought H was a U

but apart from that,,, i like to think her writing on the walls of my flat and the alphabet bites are working

 

when she starts writing on sofa id worry though

 

we cheated, ive been paying for her nursery since she was 2 years old and now shes starting real school in september too

until now i was thinking its 50 quid a week wasted


btw,, shes VERY smart,, shes got a dam big mouth on here too, we have to tell her lies about things as shes GOOD at grassing us up with stuff

like my " falling down the stairs" last week to avoid mentioning i got into a little trouble

i was gonna tell her mummy beat me up,,,, but JUST like we knew,, shes been telling people about daddy " being silly and falling down the stairs "

kids are great,,, but some of the trouble shes got me and nikki into

 

00000000000ghnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy b n '//
,
#j;


thats junior typing

 

she started doing that when they tought her in nursery how a pen works

green leather and biro aint a good match but the good news is my mum HAD cream leather sofas which got the " grandkid" tagging

now shes got cloth sofas with washable covers so when she spils EVERYTHING on them and covers them in food ect,,, she washes em

food ect i just wipe off

 

just get cheap wall paper on the walls and let them run riot with a marker pen

soon stops

juniors done the walls with no paper on them and now he's grown out of it
on a nother note, he's currently stuck under the chair and crying to be let out again

 

christ,,,, what kind of a parent calls hes child that,,,, was the birth certificate on A3 paper


btw,,, shes good at other stuff too

she knows numbers as,,, well she knows that ceebebies is on channel 70 and most haunted is on 21

she knows "denders" is on 1 and wait for the tv to change

the spoilt little shite as a combo tv/dvd with a racing car on where she actually puts on here DVD's of fireman sam/postman pat and pepper pig

shes got a stereo she puts on here pussy cat dolls cd on and sings along to it

she turns off the car alarm and clips the face on aswell as puts on my " nurburgring" cd and searches for her favorite track " proclaimers- 500 miles" that she loves

oh and the MOST PROUDEST THING and this was the FIRST thing she was taught,,,,

SHE GOES INTO THE FRIDGE AND GET ME BEER,,,, though at some times i find it hard to keep up with her supply

now she takes the old cans and stick em in the bin too

she also gets my hairgel, shoes and socks in the morning aswell as gives me my sunglasses when i kiss her goodbye to go to work

she even answers my mobile as some people on here will have discovered and she talks to them for AGES,,,,, pukka trick for when my parents call and i dont wanna chat to them


see people who dont have kids dont realise just how much fun they can be

 

yep thats kids, Bethany is brightest kid in her class her targets at school are ridiculous though for a 6yr old

Girls always have big mouths, Bethany told her dad all we do is make her clean our house.... he believed her

 

thing is she NEVER lies

my missus cousin just passed her test and she and Elise LOVE each other like mad, there real real close !!

anyway i dont want her going in the car with her as,, well shes a new woman driver,,,, shes 19 or something and so dont want my child at risk

now i told this to my missus who sort of agreed,,,, ELISE TOLD HER WHAT I SAID !!!

NOW,, heres the BEST bit, she went in her car when her auntie dropped her off and her auntie followed,,,, Elise comes home and says
" b***** and *** said not to tell you that she game me a lift home and *** followed us"

see,, she was silence by them and they thought they was clever teaching her to LIE to her parents and she grassed them up too

btw,,, names are covered due to another reason but there was a serious discusion about that when she told me,,, but discovered that shes DEFFO not a lier just yet

 

oh they can tell you allsorts if you ask nicely

 

Get her to do all your posts from now on!

They may be more brief and it'll give your keyboard time for the comma to heal it's bruising from over use

Sounds like you're raising a good woman there ginge! Give her my number and tell her to hold onto it for 13, maybe 14 years

 

nikki just said " look you use the computer soo much that Elise at 3 years old can also use it

btw she can scroll down use the mouse pad to hover over "send" and actually post

forgot to mention she done that too

 

How do we know it's not HER doing all the posting whilst you're sat watching TV

 

he knows that pointing the remote at the telly (any remote, don't matter as long as the light flashes on the sky remote normally) that things happen

we tryed to swap the remotes for a dead one fo him to use but as soon as the lights stopped flashing he threw it away and clammered for the other one

 

the content of the reply and the better grammer,,,,, im shite at stuff like that