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Old 27-07-2007, 12:45 PM
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I could think of 3, pretty normal to eveyone else, things I have never done.
One of these I did the other day;

I had NEVER used a cash machine / hole in the wall in my life, until last week!

I have never used a chip and pin credit card to purchase something.

I have NEVER been in a gym, ever.

Anyone else?
Old 27-07-2007, 12:47 PM
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I've never had sex with man nor beast - although Phil keeps trying to tell me I don't know what I'm missing .
Old 27-07-2007, 12:47 PM
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i have never had oral from a man

i have never had anal from a man

i have never kissed a man

well, when i say never, i mean in the last 7 days anyway
Old 27-07-2007, 12:48 PM
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Never had sex with another man

Ah, someones beat me too it, but in a different way

Ive never owned a credit card tho. Or got a bank loan. Willpower has stopped me.
Old 27-07-2007, 12:48 PM
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i cant remember the last time i went through a weekend without having some beers mmmmmmmmmmm beer

not never but close enough
Old 27-07-2007, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by dovboy
i cant remember the last time i went through a weekend without having some beers mmmmmmmmmmm beer
Weekend before last was the FIRST time id not been out on the smash on a friday or sat night since I was 14. Never purposefully been like that, but it was. I think.
Old 27-07-2007, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Stavros
Never had sex with another man

Ah, someones beat me too it, but in a different way

Ive never owned a credit card tho. Or got a bank loan. Willpower has stopped me.
if you have not had a credit card or bank loan you deserve a clap
Old 27-07-2007, 12:53 PM
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Never met an American

Never been in a 4wd car

Never been on the stairway to heaven...
Old 27-07-2007, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by dovboy
if you have not had a credit card or bank loan you deserve the clap
bit harsh mate, wishing that on someone.
Old 27-07-2007, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by foreverwhite
Originally Posted by dovboy
if you have not had a credit card or bank loan you deserve the clap
bit harsh mate, wishing that on someone.
Old 27-07-2007, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by dovboy
Originally Posted by Stavros
Never had sex with another man

Ah, someones beat me too it, but in a different way

Ive never owned a credit card tho. Or got a bank loan. Willpower has stopped me.
if you have not had a credit card or bank loan you deserve a clap
its true.

people try take the piss sometimes as my projects take ages, but thats cause like the rest of my life, i fucking pay for it out of money ive earnt, not loans and credit cards.

never had the clap either, tho had clamidia a coupla times
Old 27-07-2007, 01:08 PM
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Never been outside europe

Never earnt more than 16k a year

Never been pulled over by the cops for driving a cossie sideways
Old 27-07-2007, 01:09 PM
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ahh but Stavros, you mum has one has she not
Old 27-07-2007, 01:10 PM
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Default Re: Things you've NEVER done...

Originally Posted by cossymad
I could think of 3, pretty normal to eveyone else, things I have never done.
One of these I did the other day;

I had NEVER used a cash machine / hole in the wall in my life, until last week!

I have never used a chip and pin credit card to purchase something.

I have NEVER been in a gym, ever.

Anyone else?
..............u've never had ur ears pinned back either.....
Old 27-07-2007, 01:11 PM
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I ve never been nice to Northerner Peter Fat Boy Sheehan.......
Old 27-07-2007, 01:13 PM
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Old 27-07-2007, 01:14 PM
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i have never walked to work with a banana shoved up my arsehole
Old 27-07-2007, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by JTECHSAFF
i have never walked to work with a banana shoved up my arsehole
....yet
Old 27-07-2007, 01:17 PM
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ive never left the UK
Old 27-07-2007, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by cossymad
ahh but Stavros, you mum has one has she not
aye, thats the only reason id like a card, as some shit you need to pay for by card so ive always used someone elses for that.

but always pay em in advance.
Old 27-07-2007, 01:19 PM
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I've never spent penny on the lottery or gambled
Old 27-07-2007, 01:19 PM
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ive never drank my own piss either

aparently rolf harris drinks his first one in the morning for vitamins
Old 27-07-2007, 01:20 PM
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Ive never just sat down to have a piss (lady wee)

Ive never tried to bosh one out quicker than the flush.

Ive never been to a musical festival, gig, or concert.
Old 27-07-2007, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by JTECHSAFF
ive never drank my own piss either
It's real hard to piss in your own mouth, sounds simple

I've never fucked my best mates mum, wish I had
Old 27-07-2007, 01:20 PM
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Neve been further north than Blackpool (dont see the point )
Old 27-07-2007, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by m4dyeti

Ive never been to a musical festival, gig, or concert.
go to one mate
Old 27-07-2007, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Jonzy
Originally Posted by JTECHSAFF
ive never drank my own piss either
It's real hard to piss in your own mouth, sounds simple

I've never fucked my best mates mum, wish I had
rolf harris uses a cup mate
Old 27-07-2007, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by JTECHSAFF
Originally Posted by Jonzy
Originally Posted by JTECHSAFF
ive never drank my own piss either
It's real hard to piss in your own mouth, sounds simple

I've never fucked my best mates mum, wish I had
rolf harris uses a cup mate
Thats just cheating though
Old 27-07-2007, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by PT
Neve been further north than Blackpool (dont see the point )
...............not enough sheep for ya............
Old 27-07-2007, 01:39 PM
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I have never fed my mum's pony

I have never been caught speeding

I have never met anyone from pf (but see a few saffs round my way)
Old 27-07-2007, 01:45 PM
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Old 27-07-2007, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by MattRS1600i
I've never spent penny on the lottery or gambled
I bet you a tenner you have!!
Old 27-07-2007, 01:59 PM
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i have never had a punch up

never road a motor bike

never been to N.I.
Old 27-07-2007, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by MattRS1600i
I've never spent penny on the lottery or gambled
youve never put money in a fruit machine, played cards with mates. fair play
Old 27-07-2007, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by PT
Neve been further north than Blackpool (dont see the point )
Was worth coming though hey kid!
Old 27-07-2007, 02:54 PM
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Ive never tried smoking ever in my life

Never had a credit card

Never had a car that isnt shonky
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Never ate Marmite........YUK


Never been in a RS500.....YET


Never seen an episode of Dallas.....
Old 27-07-2007, 03:01 PM
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i have never been flooded
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Originally Posted by pollocks
i have never been flooded
move fella its great fun , just imagine running a jet ski down your road, and round to the shops to get some milk
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Originally Posted by staffi
Never ate Marmite........YUK
Er, how do you know if you never ate it?


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