Cock Issues!!!! pmsl
20-07-2007, 06:21 AM
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Cock Issues!!!! pmsl
Rudley awakened this morning 4:50am. 
My somewhat eccentric neighbours have for quite sometime had a few ducks in their court-yard complete with paddling pool and a stable for a home at night.
Cant say its botherd me up until now. I've even fed Fu-Uc (the Big Duck, the foxes got the smaller ones) whilst the neighbours have been on holidays.
Cornflakes in the mornings & the left overs of bread and he's happy. Need to lock him in the stable before Mr Fox comes out at around 10pm though. I digress
Cock!!!!!!!!!!
A couple of days back I heard muffled Rooster noises, thought it strange but they were faint.
THIS MORNING though Fu-Uc must have been rageing at Rooster, the noisy hen-chicken-thing had been screaming non stop. AYE from just before 5am.
SO what do I, can I do about it? Sugestions please.
ps. Its not like we live in the country or anything. Surely there has to be rules about keeping animals that make as much noise as that???
My somewhat eccentric neighbours have for quite sometime had a few ducks in their court-yard complete with paddling pool and a stable for a home at night.
Cant say its botherd me up until now. I've even fed Fu-Uc (the Big Duck, the foxes got the smaller ones) whilst the neighbours have been on holidays.
Cornflakes in the mornings & the left overs of bread and he's happy. Need to lock him in the stable before Mr Fox comes out at around 10pm though. I digress
Cock!!!!!!!!!!
A couple of days back I heard muffled Rooster noises, thought it strange but they were faint.
THIS MORNING though Fu-Uc must have been rageing at Rooster, the noisy hen-chicken-thing had been screaming non stop. AYE from just before 5am.
SO what do I, can I do about it? Sugestions please.
ps. Its not like we live in the country or anything. Surely there has to be rules about keeping animals that make as much noise as that???
20-07-2007, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by cfoster
Shoot it! Invite the neighbours for Sunday Roast!!
Invite the neighbours for Sunday Roast!!
20-07-2007, 06:47 AM
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A few years back our neighbours started off with 2 pairs of doves, by last year the buggers had bred and bred and there were about 50 of them 
There was dove shit everywhere from them, so as we get on well with the neighbours, had a word about them, to find they were just as pissed off with them and were going to find a new home for them.
They duly rehomed them but have replaced them with two of the noisiest fucking chickens imaginable
There was dove shit everywhere from them, so as we get on well with the neighbours, had a word about them, to find they were just as pissed off with them and were going to find a new home for them.They duly rehomed them but have replaced them with two of the noisiest fucking chickens imaginable
20-07-2007, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Andy_R
Originally Posted by NIL 7717
let mr fox sort your problem out 
"he turned up early one night" didnt he!
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