dake205

took the escos out today to get it cleaned for ava tomorrow, i pass a garage and a porsche was sitting then he pulls out and hammers past me so i take the bait pulls up behind him and his bird starts sticking the finger up then we get to a dualy a get alongside him plant the foot in second and third and left the cunt get to the lights and the cunt starts saying he missed a gear and his mad bird starts saying our porsche is worth 75grand thats just an old escort and we would well beat that

MattyRST

What a total fcuking spanner Glad you beat the stuck up toff !!!!

Stu.H

LOVE IT

Alvyn

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you haven't said what model Porker?

Fudgey

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i hope you called them a pair of cunts and bitchslapped the ho for giving you the bird!

RWD_cossie_wil

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Pity
Only
Really
Sad
Cunts
Have
Em'

Says it all really, they are just a fucking beetle in drag ... Bought by people who thought thier M3 wasn't quite enough of a penis extension

T28 RST

Nice one

rs shawn

It's like a real life Fast & Furious

Glad you kept the ford flag flying..

MattyRST

fuzzy

words wouldnt be needed in this situation, just sitting there with a smug grin on your face would suffice its situations like that that make me happy that ive done what ive done with my 'old estate'.it certainly pisses of older guys in there big flash cars when they are beaten by a 16 year old touring

dake205

carrera turbo cant say much else not clued up on them and it spent most of its time behind me

indycos

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should have spat in the cunts face and stuck your fingers up at them

Rick

LOVE Porsche's - but even a 997 turbo will stuggle with a 450hp cos powered rot box pmsl.

Escos Jam

What a total prick !! You should of knocked him out and shagged his bird.

Things like that piss me off

Soz ... rant over

matts1

hahah, should have just said..

"oh dear, you penis extention has let you down, never mind, it was your wallet keeping her interested"

aduz

god your such a hero

RWD_cossie_wil

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you NEVER had a bit of a play on the queens highway then??

dovboy

pity the cunt wi the porker is out with hot bitches on a sat night while we post on here

raced a 911 turbo at high speed and passed him,his bird looked like alexis wi the fur coat,pat butcher earings,cc shades and a fur coat

my mate had a 996turbo and i can tell you its a VERY fast allround car!,,feels like an uber fast m3. planted on bends and still very fast in a strait line,,450bhp cos fast in a strait line? i dont know but it would be close

T28 RST

Get a grip

He went out and showed up a car thats worth 5 times his own, he enjoyed it and had a laugh at the other coxks expense

Hes prolly onto another bitch since the last one dumped him after get humped with an old Escort

matts1

nah, he will still be with her, being blinkered to the fact that she foooks every tradesman that comes to the house as the 40 year old bolding fatty fatty owners of the porker that gives her here spending money is a sweaty mass in bed

mk1_orion_boy

Missed a gear! Everyone says that when they lose!
Escort Cosworth forever Nothing gets as much looks, points and screams!
Best looking and best car ever and everyone knows that!

Ade

Class,.

"So Mr Porsche, I see you have a slower car, can't drive, bad taste and a mad burd"



No point getting angry you just gotta laugh at these stuck up clueless wanks

Physio

Must be something in the air, i had a saph cos try & race me earlier, i put my rear wiper on to wave bye to him

Kevin Sharp

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LOL

this is a funny post

so your escos against what porker? any i dea of year/model etc?

Kev

Kevin Sharp

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dovboy

????????????????????????????
the 75k might be from the genuine gold plating

Gary F

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Rick

Kevin Sharp

I would like nothing better - personally - than to own a 993 turbo S. But i know, that if one of the lads at the manchester RSOC came near me in his shonky saff - he would anihalate me.... But i have a Porsche

Chris69

fair play, that must've felt good- of course he missed a gear

rs shawn

When will those people in their shonky Fords stop trying to race proper cars

AJ the PF hero...

dake205

what is it with this site why are you all so fucking negative most of the people on here share the same interest in shonky old fords fuck most of your sigs have pictures of fords can i just remind you that the point in this post is not the car or beating it its the fucking idiot driving and his munter of a bird
aj what you done was class and very cheeky

dojj

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my mates just about to sell his 996 4wd twin turbo model
it's quick thats for sure, but he's after a 456

but either way, getting dusted with en escort is a bit embarresing ain't it

radiant red

every time i try with a porche they back off

puffs

AndyBrew

good man

that reminds need to find out about that intercooler, and GT series turbo, oh and the headgasket

jaiscossie

i know which car i would of had tho and it wouldnt of been the cossie

Oranoco

I had a tear up with a bloke in a Carrera 4S (I think it said on the back, was more worried about the blurry things at the windows than what his badge said).

Was a mad little blast and he gestured we go back along the dual carriageway. So we did, next set of lights he asked what I had under the bonnet and he seemed to approve with a big grin.

Unfortunately there is nothing stoping an idiot buying any car