Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After
Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine
Gum.

He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said."I'm the
one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. MrCadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he
slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled
her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite
pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as
she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his king
size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed a
Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He
did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving
her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had
been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!