Eagle

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Jay,

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who is this wodddewick

Eagle

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he's a wapist and a wobber

jacko

and a woba

Physio

Im not quite sure im with you my old fruity

jacko

thwow him to the fwor senturion

dojj

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monty python
life of brain

mechanic28

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the best scene it that film cracks me up

Jay,

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cenchewweon why they titter so

jacko

my faivorat bit of the whole film is whare they are all stood out sidehis house
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQqq3e03EBQ

mechanic28

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always look on the bright side of life

Eagle

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Hoo hoo hoo ho. The little wascal has spiwit.

Jay,

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PILATE: Hoo hoo hoo ho. The little wascal has spiwit.
CENTURION: Has what, sir?
PILATE: Spiwit.
CENTURION: Yes. He did, sir.
PILATE: No, no. Spiwit, siw. Um, bwavado. A touch of dewwing-do.
CENTURION: Oh. Ahh, about eleven, sir.
PILATE: So, you dare to waid us.
BRIAN: To what, sir?
PILATE: Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly!
[slap]
BRIAN: Aaah!
CENTURION: Oh, and, uh, throw him to the floor, sir?
PILATE: What?
CENTURION: Thwow him to the floor again, sir?
PILATE: Oh, yes. Thwow him to the floor, please.
BRIAN: Aah! [whump]
PILATE: Now, Jewish wapscallion.
BRIAN: I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman.
PILATE: A Woman?
BRIAN: No, no. Roman. [slap] Aah!
PILATE: Your father was a Woman? Who was he?
BRIAN: He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
PILATE: Weally? What was his name?
BRIAN: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
CENTURION: Ahh, ha ha!
PILATE: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
CENTURION

Physio

wierdo's

mechanic28

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cracks me up how many times must have cracked up when doing it!u can see them struggling not to laugh in that one!!

Physio

Jay or Pete - your a fookin coooont!

Jay,

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Physio

So it was you Jay? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNT!

Jay,

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real tears i tell thee

Physio

Your a real cooont i tell thee

Jay,

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PILATE: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?

Jay,

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MY SIDES

Physio

S1

I am Brian, and so is my wife!

dojj

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you forgot the biggus dickus bit

Eagle

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BOB: Well, what about Wodewick, then?
CROWD: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!
PILATE: Centuwion, why do they titter so?
CENTURION: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir.
PILATE: Are they... wagging me?
CENTURION: Oh, no, sir!
GUARD #3: [chuckling]
PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick!
CROWD: [laughing]
CENTURION: Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either.
PILATE: No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'?
CENTURION: Sorry, sir.
PILATE: Who is this 'Wod'--
GUARD #1: [chuckle]
PILATE: Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?
BOB: He's a wobber!
CROWD: [laughing]
MAN: And a wapist!

S1

and a pickpocket

Jay,

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CROWD: [laughing]
WOMAN: And a pickpocket!
CROWD: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!...
PILATE: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.
CENTURION: We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm.
PILATE: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?
CENTURION: Oh, yes, sir. We've got, uh, 'Samson', sir.
PILATE: Samson?
CENTURION: Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Syrian Assassin. Uh, several seditious scribes from Caesarea. Uhhh, sixty- seven seers from--
BIGGUS: Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth!
CENTURION: Oh, no. Oh.
PILATE: Ah. Good idea, Biggus.
BIGGUS: Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler, Thilus...
CROWD: [laughing]
BIGGUS: ...the Athyrian Athathin, theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea, and...
Scene 24
NISUS: Next. Hhh, crucifixion?
ALFONSO: Yes.
NISUS: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Jailer?
BRIAN: Excuse me. There's been some sort of mistake.
NISUS: Just a moment, would you? Jailer, how many have come through?
JAILER: What?
NISUS: Uh, how many have come through?
JAILER: What?
JAILER'S ASSISTANT: Uh, y-- y-- y-- y-- y-- you'll have to s-- speak-- s-- s-- s-- sp-- spe-- speak-- speak-- s-- spe-- s-- s-- p-- p-- peak-- speak up a bit, sir. He's-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d-- he's d--
NISUS: Ah.
JAILER'S ASSISTANT: Oh, he's-- he's-- [whap] He's deaf as-- dea-- deaf as a p-- p-- post, sir.
NISUS: Uhh, how many have come through?!
JAILER: Hhhee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
NISUS: Oh, dear.
JAILER: Hee huh.
JAILER'S ASSISTANT: I make it ninety-fff--...

Eagle

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CROWD: [laughing]
BIGGUS: Wath it thomething I thaid?
CROWD: [laughing]
PILATE: Silence!
WOMAN: Huh huh huh huh huh!
PILATE: This man commands a cwack legion!
CROWD: [laughing]
PILATE: He wanks as high as any in Wome!
CROWD: [laughing]

pollocks

i still prefere the french tauntor from the holy grail lol

Big G

Daveysaff

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My gweat fwend in wome, he had a wife you know......

Big G

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u88kf1J6Kv4