was out sortin me car out and some little kids came upto me (maybe 10 years old)

"cool car, has it got NOS"

"yes"

"how fast does it go?"

"150mph"

"oh, thats well slow"

and they walked off with grumpy looks on their faces

shit my car's proper slow coz it only does 150mph

 

Yeah man didnt you know all cars fitted with Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawz can do 250mph

 

just be thankful he didn't say

"is it an RS mate?"

 

well they are right it is slow compared to mine

 

 

LOL

 

yeah but kids think the top speed of a car is the last number on the speedo! (or i did when i was young)....so they prob. think their dads mondeo can do 140mph

 

yeah i remeber when i seen a delorian (sp) speedo, thought was well slow

 

same with quarter miles.... unless its a 10 second car you aint got much of a look in!!!

what is 150 genuine? about 165 speedo?? as when youre young you believe the speedo... the landrover i used to get ran around in used to have a max speed of 50-70... lol depending on where the speedo was bouncing!!

although surprisingly i get loads of comments of cool car... from young uns when im driving about... and its a ropey 16v 2i with a decat and straight through magnex!! lol must be the sound!!
ffs wish it had same effect on the girlfriend who doesnt like been seen in my cars!!

 

be thank full they didnt say "no mister we never ordered a mini cab"

 

Jim, they probably saw the interior mock up you made, that phone holder must knock 50 mph off your top speed

 

at kev!!

 

Lol, no the reason kids of today have been watching too much F&F is the ammount of std Fiesta's, Cavs, and even 3 series BMW's I see with std suspension, wheels with no hubcaps etc but have a dirty great FAST AND THE FURIOUS or 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS front and/or rear screen top sticker's on their fooking cars

Like yesterday. I went out to get a new phone, came hamoe and sat behind an 03 reg Pug 206 at the lights. It was completely std and the base model too (horrid interior, 14" steels with cracked (kerbed) hubcaps etc. It had a horrific TAIL PIPE TRIM (not even a real pipe but the shit you buy from Halfords, slide over and screw on ) and the rear screen plasterd in F&F stickers : "Momo" "Eibach" GReddy" "Blitz" "Sparco" "Yokohama" and a fooking 10inch one on the biddle with the "NOS" logo

What a cock

 

Wheeltrim Spinners

Whats all that about then?

 

So true! The ammount of std 1litre Micra's I see with chrome wheel trim spinners

 

... or think that a car with 2 dials on the dashboard is a car that goes so fast tha twhen it reaches the end of the first one, it then goes onto the second one with the rpms.....

 

most of em look like they drove through halfords and all the crap fell on their car

 

u cant blame kids for being ignorant cos thats wat being a kids about but u can blame the 17-18 yr olds who slap stickers and spinny wheel trims on there mums car and think that some how its gunna make it go faster

 

and got fifteen gears pmsl

 

or pony flamer kits ..... saw one the other night .. looked like someone had a zippo in the tail pipe, and worse still ... was on a white festa turbo