Pierre the fighter pilot
14-05-2007, 01:52 PM
#1
Pierre the fighter pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine . It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: " Pierre , kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre ?", says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, " Pierre , kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
" Pierre ! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, " Pierre , kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: " Pierre , kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre ?", says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, " Pierre , kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
" Pierre ! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, " Pierre , kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"
14-05-2007, 02:02 PM
#5
Originally Posted by frog
except the french have much more complex rules when it comes to choosing wine than, red meat = red white, and white meat = white wine
Not the fighter pilot ones, they dont have time for complicated rules, they are too busy frantically trying to find a german to surrender to.
Trending Topics
14-05-2007, 02:37 PM
#8
PassionFord Post Troll
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Wrexham/Germany
Posts: 2,619
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by frog
except the french have much more complex rules when it comes to choosing wine than, red meat = red white, and white meat = white wine
Not the fighter pilot ones, they dont have time for complicated rules, they are too busy frantically trying to find a german to surrender to.
- Don't what made me laugh more, that, or the actual joke 
14-05-2007, 03:04 PM
#9
Too many posts.. I need a life!!
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: naam TOTNAAM
Posts: 779
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by frog
except the french have much more complex rules when it comes to choosing wine than, red meat = red white, and white meat = white wine
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post