Those Toilet people in clubs
04-05-2007, 10:27 PM
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Those Toilet people in clubs
Is it just me who finds these people really annoying? I'm talking about the ones that hang about in toilets of clubs and wash your hands for you, then ask for tips. I just find the whole concept really stupid? I can wash my own hands, now bog off 
04-05-2007, 10:30 PM
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Re: Those Toilet people in clubs
Originally Posted by Gary_R
Is it just me who finds these people really annoying? I'm talking about the ones that hang about in toilets of clubs and wash your hands for you, then ask for tips. I just find the whole concept really stupid? I can wash my own hands, now bog off
lol i know what u mean
whats is the fucking point!!!!!
(except for nicking the odd bottle
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04-05-2007, 10:34 PM
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I always assumed it was the few sqiurts of aftershave you pay a quid for and the assist with washing your hands is to get you on side first, to 'butter you up', ready for the kill.
Dont mind them at all though. Always seem to be decent friendly blokes though. Saying that, maybe not quite the kind of people you want hanging around in a blokes toilets though.
Dont mind them at all though. Always seem to be decent friendly blokes though. Saying that, maybe not quite the kind of people you want hanging around in a blokes toilets though.
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04-05-2007, 11:20 PM
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Dont really have many of them up here, cant think of many places that have them anyway.
Every year a squad of us go to Newcastle and they seem to be in every pub an club! Good patter though, sometimes a laugh.
Every year a squad of us go to Newcastle and they seem to be in every pub an club! Good patter though, sometimes a laugh.
04-05-2007, 11:48 PM
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Well when I drink a lot I end up going the toilet a lot, so if I were to tip them every time I went I'd have to pay Ł10 a night just to use the bogs
Fuckers dont get anything from me though
Fuckers dont get anything from me though
05-05-2007, 12:52 AM
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lol,..
im not trying to be racist or anti pc etc...
just that every time ive been sloshed in the bogs, and tried to strike a conversation about something meaningless, i get the same reply...
" only 1 pound for perfume"...
im not trying to be racist or anti pc etc...
just that every time ive been sloshed in the bogs, and tried to strike a conversation about something meaningless, i get the same reply...
" only 1 pound for perfume"...
05-05-2007, 01:00 AM
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I dont have a problem with them as long as they are doing thir job. Most nightclub toilets are rank, but if there is one of these guys in there and the place is tidy, then i will give him a tip even if i dont get some smelly stuff. If they are really friendly/funny, i'll give them a quid, otherwise maybe 30 or 40p
05-05-2007, 01:06 AM
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nah man, they comedy geniuses
"no spray no lay, one time"
"bang bang for the poontang"
"no armarni no punani"
i like em, they crack me up, not as if you have to give em owt
"no spray no lay, one time"
"bang bang for the poontang"
"no armarni no punani"
i like em, they crack me up, not as if you have to give em owt
05-05-2007, 01:43 AM
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nah man, you in the wrong places, if you not got some geezer shouting "no spray no lay, bang bang for the poontang, no armarni, no punani" in a full bore shabba accent as you taking a slash you aint lived
they wicked, its a sign of a good place when you got them mad fuckers and theiur sayings tryin to sell you a lollypop and some shit aftershave
they wicked, its a sign of a good place when you got them mad fuckers and theiur sayings tryin to sell you a lollypop and some shit aftershave
05-05-2007, 08:30 AM
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there class blokes imo
when we went blackpool i went with my best mate chris and he was anoyed there was a pub full of white people and saying he dont feel right due to it
anyway i went toilet and there was another black person so we spent the rest of the night in every bar telling him if he hates being a minority then he should just go toilet and have a chat with one of his kind
top blokes and always good for a laugh
tip em well and they dont grass you up when having a sniff too
when we went blackpool i went with my best mate chris and he was anoyed there was a pub full of white people and saying he dont feel right due to it
anyway i went toilet and there was another black person so we spent the rest of the night in every bar telling him if he hates being a minority then he should just go toilet and have a chat with one of his kind
top blokes and always good for a laugh
tip em well and they dont grass you up when having a sniff too
05-05-2007, 09:13 AM
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PMSL, i heared the majorty of them are run by one company, they ship the people over etc.
Wouldnt be so bad if they cleaned the toilets half the time
Wouldnt be so bad if they cleaned the toilets half the time
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Originally Posted by Stavros
nah man, you in the wrong places, if you not got some geezer shouting "no spray no lay, bang bang for the poontang, no armarni, no punani" in a full bore shabba accent as you taking a slash you aint lived
they wicked, its a sign of a good place when you got them mad fuckers and theiur sayings tryin to sell you a lollypop and some shit aftershave
they wicked, its a sign of a good place when you got them mad fuckers and theiur sayings tryin to sell you a lollypop and some shit aftershave
05-05-2007, 09:35 AM
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Dont forget one of the main reasons that there in the toilets is to keep an eye out for trouble and fights, so they can call for the bouncers asap. So their there for our protection as well as cleaning and spraying us for the punani.
05-05-2007, 10:01 AM
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I hate bog trolls. I want to go for a piss and thats it. All the freshen up, freshen up shit pisses me right off. whyshould i feel guilty for not paying a quid to wash my hands?
05-05-2007, 11:14 AM
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I've never seen them clean the toilets and I dont see them with a radio to call bouncers, either that or I am always too drunk to notice. Probably the latter
05-05-2007, 01:26 PM
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why is all the aftershave always a pale yellow colour...even though i know full well that Joop is either pink or blue
They must bring their empty bottles in from home and then fill them up under the leaky urinal
They must bring their empty bottles in from home and then fill them up under the leaky urinal
its true
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