right,asked a waitress out today after having a pub meal and she said yes,but when asked what a potential suitor would have to do for brownie points,she said different,extra points for thinking outside the box,so,suggestions please?
i was thinking canoeing?but maybe thats a bit too much?
ladies and gents,gimme some cracking ideas!

 

if you can get her to take it in the bum on a first date, its a winner in my book

 

be different most guys will try and impress so do the opposite ! white lightning and a fuck on the park

 

lol!cheers guys,so i turn up in me work gear and ask her for anal straight away?with some low rent cider to take away the pain???
oh dear!

 

it'll work

 

pie and chips then pussy pie lol

 

she'll be begging for more pmsl .

fuck knows mate! i normally go for a few drinks then bone it , if it takes 2 dates then cinema then bone it . just get steaming and let it roll

 

that'll be max brownie points

 

get her hammered and throw her some throat yogurt,

 

any bird who dates often enough to worry about being different cause she has been on hundreds each of every variation of normal date is going to be a waste of time as a girlfriend anyway, so just nail it up the arse and dont bother to call it again

 

lets face it you were never getting a sensible answer on here


go with your first idea,canoeing.....that way if you decide shes a muppet you can dunk her in the drink and fuck off

 

As per Chip, tell her to get to fuck, shes meant to like you for you, not cause you take her white water rafting on a 1st date

Coke and Kamagra all round, then write her off, job done, do it properly and she will be back

 

the fact that you have to ask on here says a lot

 

also, where was this resteraunt mate?

if it was in the forest somewhere you can do ANYTHING and she will be impressed, show her fire, electricity, the motorcar, telephones, TV, whatever, she will think its all magic

 

fuck giving her charlie! go with cider its cheaper and she wont talk as much

 

i just asked on here if anyone had ideas!!!no one has done anything different on a date to just going for a drink?
and steve,no mate she works in revolution in cheltenham!

 

wait for it ........ hes already been on it lol

 

Take her to the nurburgring, start as you mean to go on.

 

the zoo or something else random like that climbing at an indoor wall aint a bad idea either if shes in to a bit of sport

 

im barred from classy joints like that, so no, wouldnt know anyone that works there

been there 3 times in my life, wrong side of town for me

seriously tho, unless she totally off the charts, and i mean porno-spec, im not sure spending money taking some bint somewhere "special" when you dont know her in the slightest is the wisest idea.

IMO liquor for her, coke and v's for you, everyones a winner

 

not special,different,doesnt always mean money.nah she aint off the charts but shes got something about her.
climbing wall?hmmm...doable,theres one in gloucester

 

boobies, a vagina, ass, and mouth= sexytime

right, enough of this, im off out drifting, best take my AA card as ill be alone

 

its all a bit touchy felly that way

 

the problem people make with birds is going overboard when they first meet em wasting cash they cant afford and then after a few weeks cause there skint its watching pirate dvds then its eastenders and then she either has your kid to get a council house or she starts screwing a bloke at work

this girl works in a bar so gets chatted up everynight by people who cant pull

taking her for a drink aint a good idea,,,, would you wanna be taken to the raf museum on a first date

take her somewhere that no money is involved thats also neutral so if it goes wrong she aint got a clue where you live

search on google for ideas,,, that thing brings up soo much info no mate what you type in

oh and bag up,,,shes a barmaid after all

 

breakdown recovery's for girls mate . i just make sure ive got a mobile and a 24 crate in the back then atleast you can get drunk enough to burn it and get a taxi if it dies lol

big , know what you mean about the something special thing . out last weekend and im sure it was porno bitch night out ! loads of MINT box in sparkly short numbers yet i was drunkenly mesmorised by this scruffy little tart working behind the bar for some reason she was the one ! . still , ended up fucking off to the same club as the sparkly tarts special dont mean fuck all if they arent going to give it up at the end of the night

 

btw bowling is a good contact sport,,, i used to work as a lane marshal in a bowling alley,,,, honestly was a good job

infact i even got in ok magazine when they done some girly servey about blondes and brunettes and totally made up shit what i never said !!!

 

pics/scans or STFU

 

FPMSL

 

 

come on i was 20 when that happened,,, why would i make up being in a girls magazine that old women buy when there shopping

the rest of the story though ( and yes there IS a story to me) was the friday night they asked for a club to go to thats would help the story, i told them hippodrome and they went then, the next night (she was a blonde) i actually went to the hippodrome with them as the girl who was wearing the wig was a shy girl and the writer invited me and so i finished at 12 and went with them ( honestly no bullshit)



she asked what i was doing the next weekend ( btw nothing happened we just had a laugh,,, never even kissed her as,,,, well i was scared i thinkas i didnt actually know what her hair colour was )

anyway i agree then i the saturday when i was getting ready i was remonded about the tyson fight that was on that evening on pay per view, may have even been bruno anyway i was ment to meet her at the gaslight which was a pub near the bowling alley and instead i went to a pub in kilburn, i never called her and she never called me ( or my mums house as i lived there at the time and lost my NORTEL !!!! mobile )

i never bought the mag but it came out about 7 months later as i was seeing a girl pretty serious YET i still worked at the bowling alley and there was pictures taken on the first night i met them when i was doing my old pervy trick of showing girls how to bowl and feeling there arse at the same time

it was her mates mum how reconised me and we had a major row about it as she never belived it was at th start of the year when i happened

oh and when i told my mates the story about it when it happened nobody belived me and when they seen the mag the STILL never belived me

the bullshit the wrote about me was i was ment to have helped her MORE whenshe was a blonde and when she was a brunette i hardley helped her at all, the problem with that was the first night i was perving UNTIL i knew the setup and so spoke to them briefly

the second night we was talking at having a laugh and i was being asked to pose for pictures ( as in showing her how to bowl and act like we was talking ect) and not to mention i was invited to the nightclub so i was BOUND to be paying more attention to the silly bint

anyway i dont have the mag as i never bought it as at the time it didnt interest me,,,, though i should have as i was a 32 waist back then

oh and i fell asleep before the fight and woke up in the pub at 7am so that night was a BAAAADDDDD night

 

Don;t you wake up next day feeling like you've done ten rounds with Mike Tyson after using that stuff? I fucking do!

Man do something nice. I've done a few things that girls don't expect, took one to Roundhay Park in Leeds, sunny day, walk round the lake, go to tropical house and see all the crazy shit in there then pub lunch, they like that sort of thing cause it makes it seem like you've thought about it.

 

FPMSL i just spat beer everywhere you fukka

also, dont forget to ask who killed the bear?

 

ginge , i nearly fell asleep reading that! not even a fuck or fight as an ending to it

 

like destroy your car trying to get to them thats a proper show of love

 

Yeah, er.... nothing happened with that one

I used to start talking to a girl and just let my hand drift to her arse and cop a good feel, but I ain;t got the balls for it any more lol. Plus I'd feel a bit of a twat nowadays

I remember years ago, was stood in a club with my bird on one side and the chick from upstairs on the other, hand on each arse, bird never saw the other hand and the other lass never complained

She moved out before I got chance to nail her, don't think it was anything I did though

One time at a party the same girlfriend saw me touch this other lass's arse but she was that pissed I managed to convince her that the girl was about to fall and I caught her, and it was just coincidence that my hand was there

 

And did she take it up the wrongun after, cause bearing in mind the sort of girl he is talking about, if she didnt that was a waste of a load of walking that you could have used to play a decent round of golf instead

 

when i was 17 i fingered my mates missis and her best mate on his sofa at the same time .....he saw it .... it caused quite a ruckus at the pub later that night . do i get any points for that ? lol

 

You READ what ginge posts?

I just see the usual 2 screen speel and dive for the scrollbar everytime he posts, nothing against ginge as such but i reckon its saved me at least 2 months of my life in total in the time ive used the site

 

I don't play Golf. That's all I'm saying

I do have a good video of me and her though that I thought about showing her old man at work when she fucked me over

 

chip , i try not to but im just gripped by the great stories and technical genius in every one