Yeah, er.... nothing happened with that one

I used to start talking to a girl and just let my hand drift to her arse and cop a good feel, but I ain;t got the balls for it any more lol. Plus I'd feel a bit of a twat nowadays

I remember years ago, was stood in a club with my bird on one side and the chick from upstairs on the other, hand on each arse, bird never saw the other hand and the other lass never complained

She moved out before I got chance to nail her, don't think it was anything I did though

One time at a party the same girlfriend saw me touch this other lass's arse but she was that pissed I managed to convince her that the girl was about to fall and I caught her, and it was just coincidence that my hand was there