it takes any ol c*nt... checkit
29-04-2007, 10:50 PM
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it takes any ol c*nt... checkit
some cunt, namely pee vee on here thinks he is a much better/faster driver than me...
now, i have NEVER stuck a car on its roof, let alone a mk6 escort on new years eve 2004... that he was supposedly doing 50mph round a bend that you can easily do at a good 70+...
and may i add, i have never crashed there!
well, heres the pics to prove just how much of a cunt he really is....
ps, it lookes like the cunt took a trip off road, hit the verge and then the car went tits up
whos the cunt now fuck face?
now, i have NEVER stuck a car on its roof, let alone a mk6 escort on new years eve 2004... that he was supposedly doing 50mph round a bend that you can easily do at a good 70+...
and may i add, i have never crashed there!
well, heres the pics to prove just how much of a cunt he really is....
ps, it lookes like the cunt took a trip off road, hit the verge and then the car went tits up
whos the cunt now fuck face?
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30-04-2007, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by BillyCabrio
Originally Posted by mark
fook me how many times is the word cunt on this thread
I thought Dave was back for a minute then
Was thinking the exact same thing...
30-04-2007, 08:39 AM
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He might be jealous of your driving skills (didn't you stack the old Sierra, and blow up your mates R32 Skyline), but he isn't going to be jealous of your spelling!
Journalist, and you spell jealous with no "a" and two "l"s!
Why so many cunts? I'd guess because you're unoriginal and are copying Dave as said a thousand times.
Journalist, and you spell jealous with no "a" and two "l"s!
Why so many cunts? I'd guess because you're unoriginal and are copying Dave as said a thousand times.
30-04-2007, 08:44 AM
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ive smaked up the drift shitter trying to learn to drift in a Ł300 car... part of the point...
the skyline was fucked already, but the fucker neglected to tell me that before handing me the keys to let me cain it round combe... anyhow, did you twat your mr2 cos your the perfect driver, just cant see fucking great lamp posts 
on microsfot word there is this wonderful thing called a spell checker, so why the fuck do i need perfect spelling all the time?
also as a journalist, im not a fucking secratery, so i dont need to type fast and spell right
plus i was pissed lol, again
and becuse i say cunt a lot, that means im trying to copy dave is it?
im pretty sure i said cunt a fair bit befrore i even knew who dave was....
so suck on my hairy balls
the skyline was fucked already, but the fucker neglected to tell me that before handing me the keys to let me cain it round combe... anyhow, did you twat your mr2 cos your the perfect driver, just cant see fucking great lamp posts
on microsfot word there is this wonderful thing called a spell checker, so why the fuck do i need perfect spelling all the time?
also as a journalist, im not a fucking secratery, so i dont need to type fast and spell right
plus i was pissed lol, again
and becuse i say cunt a lot, that means im trying to copy dave is it?
im pretty sure i said cunt a fair bit befrore i even knew who dave was....
so suck on my hairy balls
30-04-2007, 08:53 AM
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Rich, its called taking the piss...
i know you dont have a sense of humour, and if my post really annoys you that much,
why did you look at it, or even waste your time bothering to reply....
i would say keep your nose out, but your chin gets there first
i know you dont have a sense of humour, and if my post really annoys you that much,
why did you look at it, or even waste your time bothering to reply....
i would say keep your nose out, but your chin gets there first
30-04-2007, 09:02 AM
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Lame again. What did you think people were going to reply?
"oooh, yes Dan, you must be so much the better driver because you have pictures of some other goon's crashed car".
So much the better driver that Lee would let pretty much anyone drive any of his cars............ except you!
Now THAT'S talent!
"oooh, yes Dan, you must be so much the better driver because you have pictures of some other goon's crashed car".
So much the better driver that Lee would let pretty much anyone drive any of his cars............ except you!
Now THAT'S talent!
30-04-2007, 09:12 AM
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What was that - a few miles?
Even a man of your superior talent couldn't manage to crash the car in that distance........... although personally I wouldn't have taken the risk!
By the way, Dave says to stop copying his style, as it doesn't suit your pikey image!
Jim - shut it. You drive a Sierra into a wall I seem to remember.... and you weren't even trying!
Even a man of your superior talent couldn't manage to crash the car in that distance........... although personally I wouldn't have taken the risk!
By the way, Dave says to stop copying his style, as it doesn't suit your pikey image!
Jim - shut it. You drive a Sierra into a wall I seem to remember.... and you weren't even trying!
30-04-2007, 09:23 AM
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What's a v bonnet? I simply dented the front bumper.
As for your "who's driven lee's car further" gay competition, if and whn I did drive the Sierra, it would be purely as a sign of generosity from a mate, and not running an errand like some lackey!
Milk and two sugars - chop chop!
As for your "who's driven lee's car further" gay competition, if and whn I did drive the Sierra, it would be purely as a sign of generosity from a mate, and not running an errand like some lackey!
Milk and two sugars - chop chop!
30-04-2007, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
*sigh*
bore off pon, you have totally ruined my piss take thread!
oh, and just for you...
bore off pon, you have totally ruined my piss take thread!
oh, and just for you...
Trust me mate, it didn't need my help! Was hardly a rip-roaring success now was it?
You're just an easy target mate - can't help myself!
30-04-2007, 11:27 AM
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It seems like you have a life outside work, your never off this fookin thing...
You can take the piss out of your mates, but there is a way to do it, and the way your doing it makes people like me (ie people who dont know you) think to themselves, this guy is a real sack!
Just friendly advice
You can take the piss out of your mates, but there is a way to do it, and the way your doing it makes people like me (ie people who dont know you) think to themselves, this guy is a real sack!
Just friendly advice