ive smaked up the drift shitter trying to learn to drift in a £300 car... part of the point...

the skyline was fucked already, but the fucker neglected to tell me that before handing me the keys to let me cain it round combe... anyhow, did you twat your mr2 cos your the perfect driver, just cant see fucking great lamp posts

on microsfot word there is this wonderful thing called a spell checker, so why the fuck do i need perfect spelling all the time?
also as a journalist, im not a fucking secratery, so i dont need to type fast and spell right

plus i was pissed lol, again

and becuse i say cunt a lot, that means im trying to copy dave is it?

im pretty sure i said cunt a fair bit befrore i even knew who dave was....

so suck on my hairy balls