said bellend "hello you've got your cossie in the autotrader"

me "ye"

said bellend "you say its running 3 bar what power is that"

me "what"

said bellend "its running 3 bar what power is it 350"

me "no its got a 3 bar map sensor"

said bellend "o right i'll have another read of the add and phone you back"

Now am i being picky here but surely someone that would spend 12,500k on a k eg escort must know what a 3 bar map sensor is. That and i bet my left knacker the cunt wont phone back so why phone me and ask stupid questions and waste me time.

The joys of selling a car

 

when he said "you say its running 3 bar what power is that"

you should of told him 500+ pmsl he probs wouldnt of known any different

 

It keeps you on your toes alps




I hate selling a car tho, thats all you seem to get is time wasters, some people have a little knowlage and think they no more, which is very dangerous



Have fun

 

havent you only just bought this alps? Like a few months back. How comes you selling it so soon.

Apologies if i have got you mixed up with someone else

 

So, what power are you making at 3 bar?

 

.............not enough.....

 

30 boosts

 

How many Torques is that?

 

duz it av a dump valve????................... ......spin de wheelzz

 

Why do you want to know if it has a dump valve Pete? You wanna buy it off him?

 

How fast is it mister ??? can you do a big burn out innit

 

when i sold mine,a guy phoned me and ask is it fast??????

 

Manual, 75,000 miles, 1993 K plate pacifica blue escort cosworth lux with full leather interior 75 K miles taxed until end of june 07 mot until end of july 07 7 previous owners HPI clear and no accident damage All original panels 18" oZ super T's with the correct ET25 offset toyo proxes T1_S all round with loads of tread left poly bushed throughout grp N std size discs ferodo ds2000 pads all round castrol SRF brake fluid all the gearbox and diff fluids were replaced with fully synthetic fluids stainless goodrich brake lines mongoose full exaust MSD stg 3 chip (3 bar, greens -34) MSD coilpack ignition conversion. Recent turbo rebuild recent head rebuild with cometic metallic headgasket and new header tank recent new starter and bosch silver calcium battery and now alternator all blue silicone under bonnet hoses new leather gearstick gaiter std speakers, no bodged stereo wiring running here there and everywhere 3 port breather system walbro uprated 255l/h intank pump all original glass 1 key fits all locks toad CAT 1 with perimiter warning 24 hr proactivce tracker morrette twin head lights birba racing replacement electroluminescent dials recent cambelt service underbonet multiplugs removed and hardwired new fusebox and engine sensors genuine ford cosworth mats. Ł12,500. ono

Is this the one?

If so it dosn't say anything about a MAP SENSOR.

I see the 3 bar bit, but if the bloke wasnt really that clued up about car tuning as such then I think he can be forgiven for asking the question he did!

Don't think he's a bellend for it.

Please excuse me if i've got the wrong advert

 

..............no fella,i'm selling up

 

Why for mate? Too fragile for your lead foot?

 

..........if he didn't know what the fuck a "3 bar,greens etc" was............dont fuckn bother........ ................askin'