said bellend "hello you've got your cossie in the autotrader"

me "ye"

said bellend "you say its running 3 bar what power is that"

me "what"

said bellend "its running 3 bar what power is it 350"

me "no its got a 3 bar map sensor"

said bellend "o right i'll have another read of the add and phone you back"

Now am i being picky here but surely someone that would spend 12,500k on a k eg escort must know what a 3 bar map sensor is. That and i bet my left knacker the cunt wont phone back so why phone me and ask stupid questions and waste me time.

The joys of selling a car