All men should READ THIS
15-09-2004, 04:40 PM
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PassionFord Post Whore!!
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All men should READ THIS
I have the secret to pulling everytime you go out!!
My mate read about an aftershave called Alexandra de la Aqua (spelling?)
A woman in FHM said it was a must and wouldn't fail to attract women!
My mate bought some on holiday and half way through he started wearing it, every night after was a success and one of the birds he met has decided to move from Wales to Coventry to set up life with him after spending 2 days on holiday with him (she is minted, and mint)
On his return from holiday EVERY woman in the office has been all over him and he puts it all down to the aftershave which every bird has commented on.
Being a disbeliever I tried some on today to see. A girl next door popped in and turned into a jibbering reck saying " you smell gorgeous" " I feel all flustered and want to jump on you" I nearly fell over.
Hard to believe I know but trust me the effects it has on women is bizzare and I am off to buy 10 bottles and bath in the shite!!
My mate read about an aftershave called Alexandra de la Aqua (spelling?)
A woman in FHM said it was a must and wouldn't fail to attract women!
My mate bought some on holiday and half way through he started wearing it, every night after was a success and one of the birds he met has decided to move from Wales to Coventry to set up life with him after spending 2 days on holiday with him (she is minted, and mint)
On his return from holiday EVERY woman in the office has been all over him and he puts it all down to the aftershave which every bird has commented on.
Being a disbeliever I tried some on today to see. A girl next door popped in and turned into a jibbering reck saying " you smell gorgeous" " I feel all flustered and want to jump on you" I nearly fell over.
Hard to believe I know but trust me the effects it has on women is bizzare and I am off to buy 10 bottles and bath in the shite!!
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15-09-2004, 04:53 PM
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DEYTUKURJERBS
I was gonna ask if hes got shares or summat 
Id check it out before you buy, it probably smells like cats piss or attracts men or summat
Or could this truly be the stinky crap that lets Les lose his virginity
Id check it out before you buy, it probably smells like cats piss or attracts men or summat
Or could this truly be the stinky crap that lets Les lose his virginity
15-09-2004, 05:01 PM
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DEYTUKURJERBS
You sure on the name too? Only aftershaves i can think of with Aqua in the name is Aqua Di Gio and that Hugo Boss Aqua, i even put in the name you typed in google and came up with nowt 
15-09-2004, 05:40 PM
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15-09-2004, 06:35 PM
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http://www.kelkoo.co.uk/ctl/do/searc...32801&x=49&y=7
erm ... its a womans perfume
shit now why did i post that ... can just see all you lot walkin round like pooofs
erm ... its a womans perfume
shit now why did i post that ... can just see all you lot walkin round like pooofs
15-09-2004, 06:56 PM
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PassionFord Post Whore!!
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RS2wd, that's the name, told you my spelling was shat!
No it ain't a bird perfume, like most make it will have a version for both. i ain't having you on this stuff is bizzare, if I had shares I would be laughing all the way to the bank. It smells abit weak but fookin does the trick!
Like I was, some of you will be non-believers but I am picking up a bottle asap much to the disaproval of my misses who is convinces I want it to get some nuts in action on the side "no love, just want to smell good for ya, honest"
Matt
No it ain't a bird perfume, like most make it will have a version for both. i ain't having you on this stuff is bizzare, if I had shares I would be laughing all the way to the bank. It smells abit weak but fookin does the trick!
Like I was, some of you will be non-believers but I am picking up a bottle asap much to the disaproval of my misses who is convinces I want it to get some nuts in action on the side "no love, just want to smell good for ya, honest"
Matt
15-09-2004, 08:13 PM
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Like Ste says - no way am i ordering any before ive smelt it... I got LOADS of aftershaves - people always buy em me. One more wont do any harm 
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