pub talk you will pee your self
27-02-2007, 04:06 PM
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pub talk you will pee your self
i have not long ago bought a saff 4x4 running around 350 -380 bhp (not been on dyno yet) but twice not once but twice i have been told by people that there cars would leave me for dead
person one rover tomcat turbo standard will kill you mate he said ok then i said get it out lets see to this he said can't gearbox is broke
second person he has a 400 bhp skoba fbia vrs diesel he beats porsche 911 turbo at this point i just walked off any one else been victim to such bull shit when people ask me i tell them it around 330 cos i not sure i find all all very funny
person one rover tomcat turbo standard will kill you mate he said ok then i said get it out lets see to this he said can't gearbox is broke
second person he has a 400 bhp skoba fbia vrs diesel he beats porsche 911 turbo at this point i just walked off any one else been victim to such bull shit when people ask me i tell them it around 330 cos i not sure i find all all very funny
27-02-2007, 04:09 PM
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You get them all the time there are loads of people genuinly believe there cars are WAAAAAAAAAAAAY faster than what they are, even cossie owners
You get them all the time there are loads of people genuinly believe there cars are WAAAAAAAAAAAAY faster than what they are, even cossie owners
27-02-2007, 04:10 PM
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Tomcat boy is talking out of his arse- but broken gearbox or headgasket is prob true.. I had one.
Vrs boy good to walk away-
Whats your spec for it to be 350 -380
You're prob just best keeping quiet.
Vrs boy good to walk away-
Whats your spec for it to be 350 -380
You're prob just best keeping quiet.
27-02-2007, 04:13 PM
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When I was explaining to my friends mate who is a car nut about the 380bhp Cosworth I had been for a spin in he told me his 160R Nissan Micra would leave it standing up to about 130 then the cosworth might start to catch up. And when I said he needed a reality slap he said 'Think about it, Japanaese technolgoy and old technology Vs new'.
27-02-2007, 04:13 PM
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yep i get it all of the time.....of course it's all relative 
a guy at work tells me his old Cosworth (a Granada Cosworth ) was fucking insane!
but a 400bhp Fabia Diesel that's pretty fucking high up the bullshit scale
a guy at work tells me his old Cosworth (a Granada Cosworth ) was fucking insane! but a 400bhp Fabia Diesel
that's pretty fucking high up the bullshit scale
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27-02-2007, 04:14 PM
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mates thinks his golf will beat most 02 reg 4 motion 2.8 v6 he's had it flat out 135 on the speedo & bounces all over the road like a cork in a bath tub
02 reg 4 motion 2.8 v6 he's had it flat out 135 on the speedo & bounces all over the road like a cork in a bath tub
27-02-2007, 04:14 PM
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it has had a pj motorsport 370 blue phase conversion but can not figure it out cos i seen a power graph when it made 379 but that was 3k ago and it only runs 1.5 bar off boost and been told it not possible to make that power so until i got proof i not sure if that makes sense
prolly about 330bhp
27-02-2007, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Alps Pacino
When people ask how fast my escort cossie is i just tel them its shit, tbh its easier and i genuinly think it is
27-02-2007, 05:02 PM
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yes a prick i kind of know whos a friend of a friend recently got an r32 golf and its the fastest think in ayrshire in his warped mind.anyway he kept goin on about how it would leave my volvo 850 t5r trailing behind and all this total bullshit even if it would do i couldnt give a toss.anyway a few weeks ago he finally got his race up the muirkirk road anyone who knows it will agree its very twisty and very bumpy not suited to my heavy front wheel drive volvo better for his 4wd golf.anyway i blitzed the knobend with 4 pals in my car and he had one.after about 5 miles he was about 40 secs away the twat.needless to say hes moved on to another poor sod.
27-02-2007, 05:38 PM
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ROFL @ Smits - mates thinks his golf will beat most 02 reg 4 motion 2.8 v6 he's had it flat out 135 on the speedo & bounces all over the road like a cork in a bath tub
Awesome, had me pissing myself there man!
Awesome, had me pissing myself there man!
27-02-2007, 05:44 PM
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This local lying bastard once told me in a pub he'd hammered a 911 turbo in his Escort turbo (which had a K&N and an Magnex exhaust at the time) 
He then told me he'd had to have his leg rebuilt after coming off his motorbike in a serious crash. I asked his brother who said it was all made up he'd not fallen off any bike. Bigger liar than Tom Pepper!!!!
He then told me he'd had to have his leg rebuilt after coming off his motorbike in a serious crash. I asked his brother who said it was all made up he'd not fallen off any bike. Bigger liar than Tom Pepper!!!!
27-02-2007, 05:47 PM
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we've recently had a shift around at work, I've now got a couple of people in our group who think they know EVERYTHING
Every fucking dinner time I have to listen to half an hours worth of bull shit, whats worse is I cant NOT listen to it, its like I'm drawn in like a moth to a flame
I dont bother to correct them on anything as its a complete waste of time, it just annoys me that people who are sat near them over hearing things think they are getting an education on all things car related, when in truth they are learning fuck all
Every fucking dinner time I have to listen to half an hours worth of bull shit, whats worse is I cant NOT listen to it, its like I'm drawn in like a moth to a flame
I dont bother to correct them on anything as its a complete waste of time, it just annoys me that people who are sat near them over hearing things think they are getting an education on all things car related, when in truth they are learning fuck all
27-02-2007, 05:49 PM
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Pmls , there a guy at my work not really car related , BUT he kept telliing everyone about his snooker table in his loft etc etc 
he plays pool for atem which is true , but said stevey as he calls him , to us its stepen hendry (snooker player) comes round most friday nights for beers and snooker etc , THEN had to pick up something from his house for a job, as he was off sick, nearly fell out my car as i was on the phone to him to get directions and the lieing coont lived in a downstairs flat thats not even the half of it !
You can only imagine the cars this guys had
he plays pool for atem which is true , but said stevey as he calls him , to us its stepen hendry (snooker player) comes round most friday nights for beers and snooker etc , THEN had to pick up something from his house for a job, as he was off sick, nearly fell out my car as i was on the phone to him to get directions and the lieing coont lived in a downstairs flat thats not even the half of it ! You can only imagine the cars this guys had
27-02-2007, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by rabmc
Pmls , there a guy at my work not really car related , BUT he kept telliing everyone about his snooker table in his loft etc etc he plays pool for atem which is true , but said stevey as he calls him , to us its stepen hendry (snooker player) comes round most friday nights for beers and snooker etc , THEN had to pick up something from his house for a job, as he was off sick, nearly fell out my car as i was on the phone to him to get directions and the lieing coont lived in a downstairs flat thats not even the half of it !
You can only imagine the cars this guys had
he plays pool for atem which is true , but said stevey as he calls him , to us its stepen hendry (snooker player) comes round most friday nights for beers and snooker etc , THEN had to pick up something from his house for a job, as he was off sick, nearly fell out my car as i was on the phone to him to get directions and the lieing coont lived in a downstairs flat thats not even the half of it ! You can only imagine the cars this guys had
HAHAHAHA That's a classic
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