My trip to buy a bike!
20-02-2007, 02:17 PM
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My trip to buy a bike!
...so i take today off wanting to go and see a motorbike..trouble is it was in LONDON..near Camden 
...my missus had my post code sat nav so i had to use the Mercs one...fine i thought...trouble is it took me as the crow fucking flies 
...i went thru some of the worst looking places i have ever seen..now i aint no snob..but rolling thru these places in an AMG made my arsehole twitch...people look different..mainly colour ..and i am not a racist but i aint been to no places where its spot the whiteman...oh its fooking me ...i can imagine goin to these places when you want your nicked hub caps back seriously i'd rather have been butt naked in a locked room with rainbird/pon and deano with each holding a member of the vegatable family....I digress due to my fantasys.....so you get the picture a white gangsta rolling thru places like peckham...i even turned the cd off as i wasnt sure if it was a 2pac or Biggie area ......So the sat nav was taking the piss yet again when it took my thru the C areas....well i must say these roads were quiet and thru some nice parts...then i saw cameras and thought am i in a pay zone?..YES.... I had to pay to go thru parts of London...WTF?...They should be paying me for risking my life ....so anyway finally i arrived at a big motorbike shop with fuck all parking in the end i went up a side alley and asked an owner of a limo service place wether i could park for 15 minutes....he spoke the same lingo as a kebab shop owner on a saturday night 
...but in the end he said yes after i bunged him 20 quid...then he said but leave me the keys ..i said nope i got things in there you mustnt see ...the art of high rolling ROFL....he said ok doint be long BUT i am sure he muttered after if you too long i gonna murda your entire family tree
So the bike....yes yes yes....the bit under the rear plate summed it up
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A classic 1995 Ducati 916SP3 a magazine featured machine with 12k miles,mint and simply orgasnmic..say what you like about rainbirds arse got nowt on this baby
...52mm termis...very loud carbon all over it...braided hoses gear change indicator all the right bits...stunning 
...so as i left i said how do i get out of here?...oh he said turn left follow the road onto the m1 and then m25 easy fooking sat navs
...oh a picture not very good though!
Its to join this:-
...my missus had my post code sat nav so i had to use the Mercs one...fine i thought...trouble is it took me as the crow fucking flies ...i went thru some of the worst looking places i have ever seen..now i aint no snob..but rolling thru these places in an AMG made my arsehole twitch...people look different..mainly colour ..and i am not a racist but i aint been to no places where its spot the whiteman...oh its fooking me ...i can imagine goin to these places when you want your nicked hub caps back seriously i'd rather have been butt naked in a locked room with rainbird/pon and deano with each holding a member of the vegatable family....I digress due to my fantasys.....so you get the picture a white gangsta rolling thru places like peckham...i even turned the cd off as i wasnt sure if it was a 2pac or Biggie area ......So the sat nav was taking the piss yet again when it took my thru the C areas....well i must say these roads were quiet and thru some nice parts...then i saw cameras and thought am i in a pay zone?..YES.... I had to pay to go thru parts of London...WTF?...They should be paying me for risking my life ....so anyway finally i arrived at a big motorbike shop with fuck all parking in the end i went up a side alley and asked an owner of a limo service place wether i could park for 15 minutes....he spoke the same lingo as a kebab shop owner on a saturday night ...but in the end he said yes after i bunged him 20 quid...then he said but leave me the keys ..i said nope i got things in there you mustnt see ...the art of high rolling ROFL....he said ok doint be long BUT i am sure he muttered after if you too long i gonna murda your entire family tree So the bike....yes yes yes....the bit under the rear plate summed it up
9 1 SEXY
A classic 1995 Ducati 916SP3 a magazine featured machine with 12k miles,mint and simply orgasnmic..say what you like about rainbirds arse got nowt on this baby
...52mm termis...very loud carbon all over it...braided hoses gear change indicator all the right bits...stunning ...so as i left i said how do i get out of here?...oh he said turn left follow the road onto the m1 and then m25 easy
fooking sat navs ...oh a picture not very good though!
Its to join this:-
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Originally Posted by BigMouthBillyBass
London's a bloody horrible place, i went down there last year for the day for work, what a fuckin dump 
Nice bikes tho
Nice bikes tho
20-02-2007, 02:31 PM
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Re: My trip to buy a bike!
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
...so i take today off wanting to go and see a motorbike..trouble is it was in LONDON..near Camden ....now i aint no snob..but rolling thru these places in an AMG made my arsehole twitch
....now i aint no snob..but rolling thru these places in an AMG made my arsehole twitchBest tell that to the guy who parked his SLR McLaren outside a bar in Camden on Saturday night whilst I was there.
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20-02-2007, 02:32 PM
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Re: My trip to buy a bike!
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
...so i take today off wanting to go
or am I getting confused and you said you were retarded??
20-02-2007, 02:33 PM
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Re: My trip to buy a bike!
Originally Posted by RichardPON
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
...so i take today off wanting to go and see a motorbike..trouble is it was in LONDON..near Camden ....now i aint no snob..but rolling thru these places in an AMG made my arsehole twitch
....now i aint no snob..but rolling thru these places in an AMG made my arsehole twitchBest tell that to the guy who parked his SLR McLaren outside a bar in Camden on Saturday night whilst I was there.
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20-02-2007, 02:34 PM
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...was retired mate but came out thru boredom to do the bosch business etc ...no good with all the time but all your mates at work
....pon it was the camden area the grotty parts..and the trip to there...i know there are upmarket parts to london but my sat nav didnt go that way
...no good with all the time but all your mates at work ....pon it was the camden area the grotty parts..and the trip to there...i know there are upmarket parts to london but my sat nav didnt go that way
20-02-2007, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by DanCossie
Originally Posted by BigMouthBillyBass
London's a bloody horrible place, i went down there last year for the day for work, what a fuckin dump
Nice bikes tho
Nice bikes tho
20-02-2007, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
...was retired mate but came out thru boredom to do the bosch business etc ...no good with all the time but all your mates at work
....pon it was the camden area the grotty parts..and the trip to there...i know there are upmarket parts to london but my sat nav didnt go that way
...no good with all the time but all your mates at work ....pon it was the camden area the grotty parts..and the trip to there...i know there are upmarket parts to london but my sat nav didnt go that way
and Billy have u ever actually been out of leeds and been to London??? Leeds is a total DUMP
20-02-2007, 02:37 PM
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Re: My trip to buy a bike!
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
...so i take today off wanting to go
or am I getting confused and you said you were retarded??
20-02-2007, 02:40 PM
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...oh its deffo a P8 ....you did say the results were quite good do you know what sort of increase as its been chipped to match the pipes i think it must be 120bhp now???
....you did say the results were quite good do you know what sort of increase as its been chipped to match the pipes i think it must be 120bhp now???
.Anyway, it has all the mods that it needs to make good power, as it needs the 50mm rear pipes for the chip to be of any benefit.
However, it doesn't matter if it only has the 45mm link pipes, as he has found no advantage to having the 50mm link pipes on unmodified engines.
20-02-2007, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by BigMouthBillyBass
London's a bloody horrible place, i went down there last year for the day for work, what a fuckin dump
Nice bikes tho
Nice bikes tho
LEEDS.......
4 f's sake!
20-02-2007, 04:49 PM
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Very nice bike.
Dont understand how people can slate London, i wouldnt live anywhere else
Dont understand how people can slate London, i wouldnt live anywhere else
I wouldnt live there rent free
20-02-2007, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by XRT_si
Very nice bike.
Dont understand how people can slate London, i wouldnt live anywhere else
Dont understand how people can slate London, i wouldnt live anywhere else
I wouldnt live there rent free 
20-02-2007, 05:14 PM
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...i wont go to London again in a hurry!...Big respect to you people that live there and cope with the day to day struggles
....i am just glad i didnt need a shit....as i had nothing to do it in apart from the centre storage box..i wernt getting out of the car for nothing...even if i got fire bombed
....i am just glad i didnt need a shit....as i had nothing to do it in apart from the centre storage box..i wernt getting out of the car for nothing...even if i got fire bombed
20-02-2007, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by gurnE
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I can understand the Ducatti, but why the NC30? 
Enjoyable journey then, Phil?
20-02-2007, 05:36 PM
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Gom's in London would probably rather leave your car alone and admire than nick it mate.
I'll think you'll find its the people like you, who are all posed up that nick the cars
I'll think you'll find its the people like you, who are all posed up that nick the cars
20-02-2007, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
...was retired mate but came out thru boredom to do the bosch business etc ...no good with all the time but all your mates at work
...no good with all the time but all your mates at work Plus you don't have any real mates!!LOL Well apart from school girls!
20-02-2007, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee Reynolds
Originally Posted by XRT_si
Very nice bike.
Dont understand how people can slate London, i wouldnt live anywhere else
Dont understand how people can slate London, i wouldnt live anywhere else
I wouldnt live there rent free