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Old 11-02-2007 | 09:38 PM
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A touch moving seeing New Orleans, the place is still fucked, it seemed as though the rest of the USA just couldnt give a flying about the place, FFS even Maccies aint repaired the signs, thats when you know theres summat wrong.
thought that aswell

it's as if they've just forgot about the place
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Thing is, I would LOVE to go to some down south hick states (I reckon I would fit in ) but thats some scary shit down there
A mate of mine has married a bird from Kentucky, he said they are proper full on inbred wierd nailing their sisters and the like

He is moving to San Diego this year, but had me in stitches with the following comment
"Its abit like Glodwick around riot time, but replace the Ethnics with Mexicans and your pretty much spot on"
Old 11-02-2007 | 09:40 PM
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The us sucks ass al least the south of the us.
New orleans looks like third world country to me.
I never want to go to that country.
Old 11-02-2007 | 09:49 PM
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The us sucks ass al least the south of the us.
New orleans looks like third world country to me.
I never want to go to that country.
You don't want to go to the USA cos you saw a bit you don't like the look of? Retard?

I loved being in NYC - but I don't think Miami would be my kind of scene - doesn't mean I don't wanna go back to the US tho!

And considering New Oleans was devastated on a MASSIVE scale, by one of the worst hurricanes in history - I'm not surprised it looks a bit battered!

I am surprised that the US Government haven't sorted it out yet tho.... Actually no I'm not - you have to remember that New Orleans is in the "deep south" and the area's that are still fucked are the prodominantly poor black area's.... Deep South and poor black's don't mesh too well, even in this day and age......
Old 11-02-2007 | 10:17 PM
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Proper funny, was in stitches for the entire hour
Old 11-02-2007 | 10:17 PM
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i think the nascar sucks hit a nerve
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Just proves what a fukked up Place the good ole US of A is, same as that guy the other night on the news slaggin the brits off cuz we are trying to find out the truth about the Friendly Fire incident... Saying the we need to get with the program, and they won the war blah blah blah!!

Fukkin REDNECKS!!
Old 11-02-2007 | 11:03 PM
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it was class
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Top gear has to be the best thing on tv imo.

what about wen clarkson went up to that group of big black guys and goes 'look at his teeth' to one of them. i was thinking 'no way can he get away with saying that'

and the petrol station incident was legendary.
Old 11-02-2007 | 11:06 PM
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When is it repeated or is it on a website somewhere?

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Old 11-02-2007 | 11:09 PM
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"this is not the holiday show its the truth"

Been and worked there - belive me it is a third world country funding the other classes land of the free...... yeah
Old 11-02-2007 | 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Shings
When is it repeated or is it on a website somewhere?

Jake
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repeats on tues or wed night

Old 12-02-2007 | 12:40 AM
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best topgear ive seen i think.

random point- anyone notice the big butch dyke standing behind them as they did the goodbyes at the end of the show?

butch fat bird with short hair and a white t-shirt, bet she owns a xr4x4
Old 12-02-2007 | 08:47 AM
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best show so far

love the in car shower
Old 12-02-2007 | 08:55 AM
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That was the best Top Gear ever!

We were in stitches the whole way though!

Especially when Clarkson turned up with the cow on the roof!!
Old 12-02-2007 | 08:55 AM
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Stavros yeah i noticed her!
Old 12-02-2007 | 08:58 AM
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admittedly it was funny as fcuk

HOWEVER

i bet watchdog got a few complaints....that poor cow on the roof, that wasnt funny...

the part where they drove through alabama that was pure 100% suicide

Americans dont have a sense of humor at the best of times and driving into a redneck village with anti-god and homo slogans on your car is a recepie for disaster . They were very lucky to get out when they did
Old 12-02-2007 | 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Nash_mr2
admittedly it was funny as fcuk

HOWEVER

i bet watchdog got a few complaints....that poor cow on the roof, that wasnt funny...
Of course it was.

It's not like they spied a cow, shot it, and then tied it to the car!
Old 12-02-2007 | 09:11 AM
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was funny as fook i thought, hammond and clarkson sabotaging mays air con in the middle of teh night was quality

the cow bit was ledge, who cares how many complaints they got, it was was awesome to watch

and the anti god/homo slogans on the cars, how they didnt get strung up was beyond me, they defo got some bollox

best top gear ive seen
Old 12-02-2007 | 09:13 AM
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i missed it! Sounded well good. Gunna watch the repeat on thursday
Old 12-02-2007 | 09:16 AM
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funny as fuck
Old 12-02-2007 | 10:02 AM
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theyure just big kids arent they! getting paid to do what most of us do arseing about anyway!

fanbloodytastic show though!
Old 12-02-2007 | 10:15 AM
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Along with the Borat film, just shows the mentally of most Americans, if someone drove in my local fuel station with 'I hate football' 'I love men' or 'opera sucks' I certainly wouldn't think to say 'I'm going to get the boys' batter someone for not liking something? Whether it displayed on your car or now!

It's like someone saying cosworths are shit, so you get the boys to 'duff them up'

I missed the cow bit, dead wasn't it? (Missed that bit) The worse bit was preparing to grill a roadkill squirrel

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Old 12-02-2007 | 10:23 AM
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i thaught it was a fake cow when he first came in about with it then they asked "how are we getting it of the roof" then he just reversed & it fell off

the garage part was funny as fuck
Old 12-02-2007 | 10:28 AM
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that was one bloated decayed cow - no one hopefully was ever eating it!
Old 12-02-2007 | 10:46 AM
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The garage . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6MJVzXbqRU&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajWS8gCJOac
Old 12-02-2007 | 12:15 PM
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In car shower did it for me... and "brokeback" PMSL best episode ever
Old 12-02-2007 | 12:49 PM
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the in car shower was funny as fuck!
Old 12-02-2007 | 01:56 PM
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Anywhere i can download it from ???
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One of the funniest Top Gear's I have seen in a long long time. I was in stitches especially at the Brokeback nickname, the cow, the petrol station... well the lot really!! People might whinge and I know its heavily scripted etc but its entertainment!!

It didnt suprise me one bit looking at the state of New Orleans though.
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Originally Posted by Thrush
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The us sucks ass al least the south of the us.
New orleans looks like third world country to me.
I never want to go to that country.
You don't want to go to the USA cos you saw a bit you don't like the look of? Retard?

I loved being in NYC - but I don't think Miami would be my kind of scene - doesn't mean I don't wanna go back to the US tho!

And considering New Oleans was devastated on a MASSIVE scale, by one of the worst hurricanes in history - I'm not surprised it looks a bit battered!

I am surprised that the US Government haven't sorted it out yet tho.... Actually no I'm not - you have to remember that New Orleans is in the "deep south" and the area's that are still fucked are the prodominantly poor black area's.... Deep South and poor black's don't mesh too well, even in this day and age......
I said the south part ot the us.
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Absolutely definately the funniest thing i`ve ever seen.
Wish i`d recorded it.



Makes me giggle just thinkin about it.
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the cow had most of it's arse missing (or at least bloated out) so it seemed deffinitly like road kill
Old 12-02-2007 | 08:22 PM
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A fookin classic. James Mays face when he was trying to drive that shit box away from the petrol station was funny as fook.
Just imagine Dafyd "The only gay in the village" going in there to fill up!! He'd defo get hammered. Was wathcin it with a vegetarian, He didn't find the cow bit funy at all. Was ROTFLMAO. thank fook i Sky +'d it!!
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pmsl at hammond accelerating the slowest barge ever and thinking it was a good idea to watch the speedo rather than the approaching lake!
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Originally Posted by cabrio zo
Along with the Borat film, just shows the mentally of most Americans, if someone drove in my local fuel station with 'I hate football' 'I love men' or 'opera sucks' I certainly wouldn't think to say 'I'm going to get the boys' batter someone for not liking something? Whether it displayed on your car or now!

It's like someone saying cosworths are shit, so you get the boys to 'duff them up'
Z
Wonder what would happen if you drove through the Catholic parts of Belfast with something provocative about Ian Paisley on your car?
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Originally Posted by Mike1
Originally Posted by cabrio zo
Along with the Borat film, just shows the mentally of most Americans, if someone drove in my local fuel station with 'I hate football' 'I love men' or 'opera sucks' I certainly wouldn't think to say 'I'm going to get the boys' batter someone for not liking something? Whether it displayed on your car or now!

It's like someone saying cosworths are shit, so you get the boys to 'duff them up'
Z
Wonder what would happen if you drove through the Catholic parts of Belfast with something provocative about Ian Paisley on your car?
but the problem there is that it's almost tribal, you can't go here and we can't go there attitude
one side is "their manor" and you don't cross the line, so perhaps having lots of ammunition in their pockets is something you want to think about before going there

in any case, if i were captain slow, i wold have left my car there and jumped into the back of hammods love machine
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