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Old 23-01-2007 | 09:06 AM
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Dear Abbey (columnist)


I've never written to you before, but i really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time no that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if i answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls alot recently although when i ask their names she always says, "just some friends from work, you don't know them"

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although i can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that i should never touch her phone again, and asked why i was checking up on her.

Anyway, i have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down i just didn't want to know the truth, but last night i decided to really check on her. I decided i was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so i could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that i noticed that the valve covers on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

Where is the best place to get replacement gaskets or should I just try abit of sealant?

Thanks

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