QUALITY joke i heard today!!!
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QUALITY joke i heard today!!!
An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument
you like". The Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than
Jimi
Hendrix.
The Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
The Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for
a
couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks,
"what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The octopus says, "Play It? I'm
gonna f*** her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"
Pete...
you like". The Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than
Jimi
Hendrix.
The Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
The Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for
a
couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks,
"what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The octopus says, "Play It? I'm
gonna f*** her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"
Pete...
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