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I have to say the copper dealing with the young girl that was parked on the zigs zags was sutter shite, yes she was in the wrong, but surely a word in her ear is going to do far more than giving the girl 3 points meaning 3 more (as she has just passed her test) and she is banned.
common sence is all it would fookin need...
steve
common sence is all it would fookin need...
steve
The best thing to do when collered by the plod and you're in the wrong is to eat a bit of humble pie and keep ya trap shut, this way you might just get a squeeze, didn't see the programme as I'm still at work but can see it in my mind.
But yeah the five o can be cunts at times but can also give you the odd squeeze, I know they have given me a few let offs on occassion,
Luciano
But yeah the five o can be cunts at times but can also give you the odd squeeze, I know they have given me a few let offs on occassion,
Luciano
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swobbing the steering wheel is BOLOX,,,,, hows that prove you are driving under the influence
they may aswell search your bins for beer cans and do you for drink driving,,,,, how many people let others drive there cars,,,, does that mean that i cant have mates who take drugs incase i get done for it,,,,,,,,, i dont have many mates as it is
the wizzard was a classic though
and the smacl head in the transit,,,,,,, did they REALLY have to test him to confirm hes on smack,,,,,,, there was less fat on him than a McCain oven chip ,,,,, seriously i knew he was on smack when he got out the van, with his jumper tucked in his jeans and he STILL looked a skinny cunt,,,, not to mention hes jeans ALSO looked too big for him and was about a 28 waist
what they SHOULD have done is WORK OUT why hes driving a transit and what he does to PAY for his habbit !!!!
as for the ZIG ZAG,,,, sorry but thats ONE offence i DO agree with,,,, as she was a foot from the curb,,, she couldnt reverse in a fucking straight line and so i dont think shes ready for the road yet,,,,, when i passed my test i done a few mistakes BUT parking on PEDESTRIAN CROSSING isnt one of them as that IS unsafe,,,, even if she parked near the curb,,,,,, also the crossing was near a bend that looked blind,,, having a car parked in the middle of the road dont help
if it was a fat bird OR a young chav then you wouldnt be bothered about it but cause it was a car full of birds then the copper done wrong,,, if he let them off it would have been cause it was a car full of birds
and it was just fucking lazy as she just needed to drive another 5 meters and be legal,, well if she managed to get to the curb !!!!
they may aswell search your bins for beer cans and do you for drink driving,,,,, how many people let others drive there cars,,,, does that mean that i cant have mates who take drugs incase i get done for it,,,,,,,,, i dont have many mates as it is
the wizzard was a classic though
and the smacl head in the transit,,,,,,, did they REALLY have to test him to confirm hes on smack,,,,,,, there was less fat on him than a McCain oven chip ,,,,, seriously i knew he was on smack when he got out the van, with his jumper tucked in his jeans and he STILL looked a skinny cunt,,,, not to mention hes jeans ALSO looked too big for him and was about a 28 waist
what they SHOULD have done is WORK OUT why hes driving a transit and what he does to PAY for his habbit !!!!
as for the ZIG ZAG,,,, sorry but thats ONE offence i DO agree with,,,, as she was a foot from the curb,,, she couldnt reverse in a fucking straight line and so i dont think shes ready for the road yet,,,,, when i passed my test i done a few mistakes BUT parking on PEDESTRIAN CROSSING isnt one of them as that IS unsafe,,,, even if she parked near the curb,,,,,, also the crossing was near a bend that looked blind,,, having a car parked in the middle of the road dont help
if it was a fat bird OR a young chav then you wouldnt be bothered about it but cause it was a car full of birds then the copper done wrong,,, if he let them off it would have been cause it was a car full of birds
and it was just fucking lazy as she just needed to drive another 5 meters and be legal,, well if she managed to get to the curb !!!!
Yup agree with ginge there, she was parked well into the road, on the wronhg side of the road and was on a ped crossing.....How can any of you not want to see her done.....
Think of it this way she wont do the fucker again, where as if she had got a little slapped wrist she wouldnt give a flying fuck......
Best thing it to hit it hard first time and it leaves an impression on them...
Think of it this way she wont do the fucker again, where as if she had got a little slapped wrist she wouldnt give a flying fuck......
Best thing it to hit it hard first time and it leaves an impression on them...
Thing is, from wot i understand of that machine at the time, they just wanted to try it out. They said that there is no legislation on its use as yet so they had to ask for your permission for it to be used. All they would be able to do you for is possesion i suppose.
I havnt seen it yet, but i assume it was near a pedestrian crossing? If it was, then he was right to give her the points as its more dangerous than speeding in my opinion.
Double yellows are a different story, but zig zags are put there for a genuine reason, with saftey in mind. Its so dangerous to park on a crossing as it restricts the view of drivers and pedestrians.
Double yellows are a different story, but zig zags are put there for a genuine reason, with saftey in mind. Its so dangerous to park on a crossing as it restricts the view of drivers and pedestrians.
Originally Posted by jrs
My steering wheel came back positive for cocaine they then put the dog in the car and i got searched then was let to go on my way

so you didnt tell the old bill you was on your way to pick up some more as you just ranout
Originally Posted by Ginge !
Originally Posted by jrs
My steering wheel came back positive for cocaine they then put the dog in the car and i got searched then was let to go on my way

so you didnt tell the old bill you was on your way to pick up some more as you just ranout

actually back in the day i used to hide my charlie/pills in the center cap of my rs steering wheel,,,,, maybe THATS what they was testing for
always hid the punk/solid in the gear gaitor though as my mate discovered the hard way the sunroof is actuallly GLASS
always hid the punk/solid in the gear gaitor though as my mate discovered the hard way the sunroof is actuallly GLASS
Originally Posted by the youth
I have to say the copper dealing with the young girl that was parked on the zigs zags was sutter shite, yes she was in the wrong, but surely a word in her ear is going to do far more than giving the girl 3 points meaning 3 more (as she has just passed her test) and she is banned.
common sence is all it would fookin need...
Steve
common sence is all it would fookin need...
Steve
Tbh he could of let her off !......
And If i was copper i would have made the Lads in the Escort Drive Home
infront of me and not impounded the car !
At least they let the kids off doing the bongs
Al..
And If i was copper i would have made the Lads in the Escort Drive Home
infront of me and not impounded the car !
At least they let the kids off doing the bongs
Al..
Originally Posted by charlie luciano
The best thing to do when collered by the plod and you're in the wrong is to eat a bit of humble pie and keep ya trap shut, this way you might just get a squeeze, didn't see the programme as I'm still at work but can see it in my mind.
But yeah the five o can be cunts at times but can also give you the odd squeeze, I know they have given me a few let offs on occassion,
Luciano
But yeah the five o can be cunts at times but can also give you the odd squeeze, I know they have given me a few let offs on occassion,
Luciano
How mouthy were her mates, they did not help at all!
Ive stayed in Leigh Park (where the guy in the Black Escort was) It was Twoc'rs heaven
People who park on Zig Zag's
There was a few on them, round Josh's school the other day!!
Ive stayed in Leigh Park (where the guy in the Black Escort was) It was Twoc'rs heaven
People who park on Zig Zag's
There was a few on them, round Josh's school the other day!!
I think the Policeman would have let the young girl off for parking on the zig zag lines if her mates hadn't got lippy
What nice girls they were
I feel sorry for the girl driving though, yes she shouldn't have done it but you get the impression her mates made her do it.
I feel sorry for the girl driving though, yes she shouldn't have done it but you get the impression her mates made her do it.
As said, when pulled over by the old bill, eat humble pie.
Gobbing off and acting the man will only result in them getting fooked of and slapping you with as much as possible.
I have always been polite and had a crack with them and been fine.
The 2 times I tried to get clever I got fined Ł60 and 3 points.
Gobbing off and acting the man will only result in them getting fooked of and slapping you with as much as possible.
I have always been polite and had a crack with them and been fine.
The 2 times I tried to get clever I got fined Ł60 and 3 points.
none of them coppers where gonna let ANYONE off,,, they let the kids off with bongs as they had no choice,,,,, they was NOT gonna let anyone off
as for letting the kid drive home,,,,, sorry but again,,,,, he done the RIGHT THING ( apart from impounding the car,,,,, thats just bollox imo) ive been nicked for doing that and ive had a few nice coppers let me off,,,, wasnt till i got caught that i actually got onto redoing my test again,,,, so fair play to the copper,,,,,, though i dont talk to my uncle who grassed me up about it to this day
as for letting the kid drive home,,,,, sorry but again,,,,, he done the RIGHT THING ( apart from impounding the car,,,,, thats just bollox imo) ive been nicked for doing that and ive had a few nice coppers let me off,,,, wasnt till i got caught that i actually got onto redoing my test again,,,, so fair play to the copper,,,,,, though i dont talk to my uncle who grassed me up about it to this day
the mk4 black escort was real clean as well that they crushed..
and i loved the way he said.. you always know trouble makers because they drive an old ford or vauxhall
and i loved the way he said.. you always know trouble makers because they drive an old ford or vauxhall
Totaly agree with the coper over the kids with the escort people that drive with no licence,insurance ect.. are a fucking menace to the road
i live in that area and kid's like that are a fucking pain in the arse driving them like F1 cars round near the schools
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Originally Posted by antony215
Totaly agree with the coper over the kids with the escort people that drive with no licence,insurance ect.. are a fucking menace to the road
i live in that area and kid's like that are a fucking pain in the arse driving them like F1 cars round near the schools
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.sorry but
how can having insurance slow people down ????,,,,,,, how does it stop young drivers driving like a cunt ????
AND HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU REFER TO KIDS THINKING THERE F1 DRIVERS WHEN YOU CHOSE TO BUY A FUCKING RS TURBO YOU FLID,,,,,, what you are the ONLY owner who drives there erst at 30 all the time and 70 on motorways,,,,, well i say only cause DanS no longer owns a erst,,,, as if he did that would make you the OTHER erst owner who drives like a gimp
or are you just another lier who thinks hes excemot from the laws he preaches about
oh and i drove for 5 years with no insurance and i can CONFRIM i drive like a BIGGER cunt now as i feel that the insurance allows me to be invicable wheres when i had no insurance i wore my seat belt, followed the road rules to avoid getting a tug
oh and ive ONLY ever been crashed into by INSURED drivers who drove off
but if you got done for driving with no insruance and they took your car and turned it into beer cans would you be ranting and raving baout how you been hard done by?
anyway copss is cops and if they lt you off it's bceause they don't think you'll do it again
if you are dressed as harry potter and can't even climb the fooking railing without your gown getting tangled up you are still breaking the law, same as the bird on the zig zag lines, same as the tin can escort
if you were legal the dibble would let you off
imagine it was a ref at the footy game? they aer the same, some dish out yellows and reds and other don't and a word in the ear suffices, you can't have your cake and eat it
anyway copss is cops and if they lt you off it's bceause they don't think you'll do it again
if you are dressed as harry potter and can't even climb the fooking railing without your gown getting tangled up you are still breaking the law, same as the bird on the zig zag lines, same as the tin can escort
if you were legal the dibble would let you off
imagine it was a ref at the footy game? they aer the same, some dish out yellows and reds and other don't and a word in the ear suffices, you can't have your cake and eat it
Originally Posted by Ginge !
Originally Posted by antony215
Totaly agree with the coper over the kids with the escort people that drive with no licence,insurance ect.. are a fucking menace to the road
i live in that area and kid's like that are a fucking pain in the arse driving them like F1 cars round near the schools
.
.sorry but
how can having insurance slow people down ????,,,,,,, how does it stop young drivers driving like a cunt ????
AND HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU REFER TO KIDS THINKING THERE F1 DRIVERS WHEN YOU CHOSE TO BUY A FUCKING RS TURBO YOU FLID,,,,,, what you are the ONLY owner who drives there erst at 30 all the time and 70 on motorways,,,,, well i say only cause DanS no longer owns a erst,,,, as if he did that would make you the OTHER erst owner who drives like a gimp
or are you just another lier who thinks hes excemot from the laws he preaches about
oh and i drove for 5 years with no insurance and i can CONFRIM i drive like a BIGGER cunt now as i feel that the insurance allows me to be invicable wheres when i had no insurance i wore my seat belt, followed the road rules to avoid getting a tug
oh and ive ONLY ever been crashed into by INSURED drivers who drove off







