Rhys

Right what would you do?

I was in carpark and seen some this women tyring to get out, so i wait ( being polite) then she comes half out the space and starts messing around like she cant get out..... Now there at least another car length for her to come back and could easily get out..... SO i move back thinking dosey bint, then i notice shes having proper mouth at me SO i just laugh and shake my head, which makes her go up the wall. TO which point i feel myself starting to get fooked off. But i just leave it go, as if i honestly got out the car i dunno how the situation would have gone, and i would have prob smacked her in the mouth

She was one of these (in my head pic) On the dole (benefit seeking) ruff arse bird, who was parked in disbaled spot to start with.



Was Funny though

Markb_s1

stop driving a bmw?

Rhys

and buy a claped out mk3?

RWD_cossie_wil

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the BEST way to wind anyone up is to point and laugh, no point in getting angry as you don't win then, just laugh and asyou said, it sends them berserk 99% of the time

foreigneRS

blow them a kiss

truck drivers love it

Bullett

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just laugh at the daft slag and revel in the fact that she's a shit driver and a benefit whore.


or get out and kick her in the cunt

AlexF

I find sticking your thumb on your nose and waggling your fingers while shouting "nah nah na nah nah" at people makes them unbelieveable angry in that situation....

Rhys

PMSL Nick!!

Alex also another good approach.. THey deffiantley go up the wall then they see your laughing at them etc.

Just sometimes though you get the urge to get out of the car and smack them in the chops. I would love to have a fake Shot Gun in the boot, go and get it out and see them panic

Bullett

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Rhys
trouble with that is,the armed old bill will have you face down on the foolr quicker than you can say bugger me where did they......................

truthordare

I'd have let her pull halfway out then bumped her car slightly and claimed on her insurance (if she had any) saying she pulled out on me without looking Either that or let her get halfway out then block her in and pretend to be really busy taking an important call (studiously NOT looking at her)

Debs

B16ROB

ijust give em the bird and smile its the best way

ballin

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that sorta thing fucks me off as well, the most annoying thing is they genuinely believe they are in the right

truthordare

I once had a guy run a red light and cut me right up, I got on the horn and he gave me a load of verbal!!! I should have followed him home and took a shit in his slippers.

Debs

dojj

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had the same thing the other day in ikea
waiting for one of the baby spots to open up and there was this woman waiting on the other side for the same spot
so i thought fair enough, she's got kids, she was here first, i'll let her have it
but as i drove past she had no kiddy seats or nothing so i cuaght her attention and pointed to juior in teh back and no juior in the back of her car
i'm sure she wasn't sining an opera and i'm glad the windows were up, and then she span off in a huff
my mrs was like but i was like at her antics

had the same thing a while back in the temple car park of all places where i'd been waiting for about 15 minutes for a space and the woman had already made a deal with the guy behind me to let him have the space, so when i didn't move it got all confusing and teh passenger said it wasn't his fault, i was getting really pissed of so i sat there for another 5 mniutes while the carp park bloke came up to find otu what was going on

i then took up the 2 spaces further up the car park

Markb_s1

mk3 what?

i don't see any mk3 in my garage..

Bullett

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escort.thats what an s1 is.

jumpin jack crash

had the same in my local shopping centre, stupid bitch driving the wrong way round a one way shopping centre, so i refuse to back up so she starts yelling and bibbing her horn, i turn off the engine and get out lock the car and walk towards the door (makin her think i parked up) she gets out lookin like vicki pollard on crack, was hard not to laugh, i ask her if she was born a retard or if she just wants one for xmas which doesnt go down too well. eventually she gets in her car and starts to back up, so i get back in car just about to follow when a bloke pulls out in front of me leaviing an empty space right by the door, so i took it, she werent happy the stupid slut. i got back out of the car to more abuse by her so stick my 2 fingers up givin her the madchester salute and start laughing.

see her in about 4 shops as i shopped too, evil stares the whole time, fuckin love it when i piss a chav off

Markb_s1

i know, i've owned several... got some different cars at the moment.
was gonna get my name changed but someone already nicked MarkB.

in all seriousness i think pointing and laughing is by far the best option..

Bullett

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Markb_s1
oh rite.markb the 2nd then.sounds important too.

scotty86d

Don't know if you've noticed but you guys are complaining about women. Not saying they aren't extremely aggressive but there plenty of other tits out there. I had some twat on a bike come up to my side giving me verbal, even though bikes should use an entire lane themselves on motorways.normally i try and move for them but didn't see this guy. if we weren't doing 20 id have liked to have opened my door and stamped on him.

white van man on your arse is a usually adept with the more delicate vocab too

Bullett

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scotty86d


yeah i noticed or wouldnt have said kick her in the cunt.

but yeah thee are plenty of dicks out there from both sexes

seand

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!!
CRAZY PEOPLE OUT THERE TRYING TO DRIVE!

Spiky

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she an ex or something ?? or furture mrs ??

AlexD

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Send these two in

_DAN_

Dan

Class!

Dan

AlexD