Builders joke
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Builders joke
This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a
> group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to
> believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human
> race. >
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> A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building. One
> day Joe, Steve
> and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on
> the empty plot.
> The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all
> the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
> She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold,
> more or less adopted the little girl as a sort
> of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while
> they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and
> there to make her feel important. They even gave her very own hard hat
> and gloves.
>
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> At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay enve lope
> containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home
> to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to
> the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the
> bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling
> her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay
> packet'.
>
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> "You must have worked very hard to earn all this", said the bank
> cashier.
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> The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all week with the men
> building a big house."
>
> "My goodness" said the cashier, "Will you be working on the house
> again this week?"
>
> The little girl thought for a moment and said...
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> "I think so. Provided those c*nts at Jewson deliver the f**king
> bricks."
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> group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to
> believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human
> race. >
>
> A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building. One
> day Joe, Steve
> and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on
> the empty plot.
> The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all
> the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
> She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold,
> more or less adopted the little girl as a sort
> of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while
> they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and
> there to make her feel important. They even gave her very own hard hat
> and gloves.
>
>
> At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay enve lope
> containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home
> to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to
> the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the
> bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling
> her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay
> packet'.
>
>
> "You must have worked very hard to earn all this", said the bank
> cashier.
>
>
> The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all week with the men
> building a big house."
>
> "My goodness" said the cashier, "Will you be working on the house
> again this week?"
>
> The little girl thought for a moment and said...
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> "I think so. Provided those c*nts at Jewson deliver the f**king
> bricks."
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