mk1_orion_boy

Anyone remember Cadbury's smash?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTJmTJxCFHs

richard_syko

a Is there any more

Porkie

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Derek and Clive.... class

Jay,

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RichardPON

I have all the Derek and Clive stuff on tape from about 15 years ago.

Search for "Ad Nauseam", Come Again", and "Derek and Clive, Live".

All their stuff is completely politically incorrect by today's standards, and therefore in cotext is fucking hilarious.

Favourite sketches are the "horse racing", "this bloke came up to me" (which is in that vid clip), "the worst job I ever had", and "jump".

Introducing this stuff to people who've never heard it is always interesting

Porkie

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I love the snot measuring one... 'so I kicked her in the cnut!'

RichardPON

That still makes me cry with laughter

Found the transcript:

SHALL I TELL YOU WHAT I DID? SHALL I TELL YOU WHAT I DID?

I said, "Dolly,

..... you've tested me in the past," .....

..... I said, "we've been married fourteen years .....

..... and you've tried a number of things. I was about to get into the Guinness Book of Records for the longest yardage of snot ......

..... between one nostril and the wall, and you let me down. And shall I tell you what I'm going to do NOW? I'M GONNA GET THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS TO RECOGNISE ME .....

..... AS THE NUMBER ONE CUNT KICKER-IN IN THE WORLD!!" AND I SPREAD HER LEGS APART AND I PUT MY HUGE GREAT NAILED SHOES ON AND I KICKED HER! AND I KICKED HER IN THE CUNT FOR HALF A FUCKING HOUR 'TIL I WAS EXHAUSTED! AND THEN I SAID, "DOLLY! WILL YOU GET A POLAROID OF THAT?!" And the cunt wouldn't even get up!

dojj

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dojj

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greg hits hollywood

ballin

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