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Old 03-11-2006, 04:58 PM
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Default Took a lass from work out today in the S2
One of the girls from the office has been out in it and often says to other people in the team that it goes like stink

One of the lasses was always saying how rapid her boyfriends BMW 330 is so I only felt it right and proper to offer her a spin while I got fuel.

She said
"Go on then"
"Put your footdown"

Car came on boost

She then screamed
"Oh my fucking God"

Her grin raced up quicker than my tacho She now wants me to take her boyfriend for a blast as apparently he will cream his pants
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Old 03-11-2006, 05:00 PM
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Cool, its good to show people how fast their cars ARNT

But i bet she still wouldnt be seen dead in it normally
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Old 03-11-2006, 05:00 PM
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next time ur in Hatfield mate you can take me for a blip if you bored!!!

ive promised the bird i wont buy another turbo till feb
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Originally Posted by Stavros
But i bet she still wouldnt be seen dead in it normally
pmsl, not far from the truth there at all mate.
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Old 03-11-2006, 05:06 PM
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You still owe me a ride in it you long haired goon
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hehe quality.

Imagine her going in a 700bhp cos

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You still owe me a ride in it you long haired goon
Pot...... Kettle....
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You still owe me a ride in it you long haired goon
Pot...... Kettle....
Touché
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Good lad, did you check for wetness
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Good lad, did you check for wetness
Check mate... I sniffed
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Good lad, did you check for wetness
Check mate... I sniffed

You dirty cunt
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
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Good lad, did you check for wetness
Check mate... I sniffed




Now get me a cloth to wipe up all the Irn Bru I just spat onto the keyboard
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i took someof the local takeaway delivery yooofs out in basingstoke.. just to show em how a real car went like .. instead of their chavalier 130's and paxo's with 17 inch wheels ... more people converted to the taxi way of life
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Originally Posted by Oranoco
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Good lad, did you check for wetness
Check mate... I sniffed
Excellent................................how did she smell then
















and don't say with her nose...bu dum tschhhh
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next time your at the beds meet, can i blag a ride? i havent been out in a fast S2, last on ei went in was Keiths old S1
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Can you imagine what she'd have been like if she'd been out in a fast car?!
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