filled her up to the brim 2nitewith v power, ready for a trip to pwllheli in the morning for the weekend

go to pay and the guy on the till says, good on ya m8, nice to see u fillin her up with v power, its the best.

( i know - i think)

bet it goes well dont it ( ere we go, what've u had out of her etc etc)

i say, only when its running well

he says, have though of having it chipped and remapped, apparently you can do it though the cig lighter now... (WTF?!?!)

gives me a brouchere for a tuning firm down the road in congleton, who specialise in VAG cars, basiacllly a OBDCII plug in (think blufin) for VAG cars, and the pic shows it plugged in near the fag lighter, which on most VAG cars is where the port is, muppet.

plug and play P8, whatever next

 

just nod in a happy manor.....and walk away

 

Another good story about a random bloke for ya.......

I pull up outside the video shop (it was the 90's) in the S2 and some guy follows me in and mentions something about Cosworths then asks me if I want to know how to beat them. So I foolishly tell him to continue. He says floor it then back off and the Cosworth owner behind will break his turbo when he lifts off. I also nodded and walked off.
Where do these people come from?!!

 

go back 10 years or so and remember this ....................

my "insert car here" beats cossie's to "insert speed here"

c'mon you have all heard that old one

 

People always know someone who "had" a 500 bhp cossie as well....

 

DRUGS if he's not on any he should be