...not a muppet room thread really but no doubt it will be moved..i request it doesnt as i am interested in knowing what every user thinks of me...I know this opens me up to some serious abuse..I just ask you to be honest and dont say things cause you want to act big on the net (DaveEscos).....I seem to get loved one minute hated on the next.


Lets try to make me a better internet forum user..unless of course you feel i dont need to change.

I may be God but i am open to constructive critism.

 

I think you are...different

 

i think your a top bloke and most of the suff you say is funny as fook, but sometimes its a bit repetitive.

I honestly agree with everyone that you do need your own room

Keep up the "good" work

 

random, but funny with it mate.

You do get some serious abuse at times but I think its baited for and so you cant be that surprised when it comes in.

You make me laugh so thats all that matters really, except when you poseted the poo video......... that was just wrong

 

i love you just the way you are

 

you are who you are ,what a stupid thread, unless of course its just a big act. "Trying to walk in others footsteps" as you once said to me.

 

Ok Phil, the full rundown as i see it:


As a forum user

When you stick to your own threads, pretty amusing most of the time.

When you jump on every thread that gets a few views and start spouting shit, you are just genuinely annoying.

When you get jealous of someone cause they know more or have more (latest expample being Porkie) you are as boring as fuck following them around stalking them from post to post trolling left right and centre

On technical threads you try and help out but you jump to conlcusions too quickly though, and dont experiment with things enough yourself and hence sometimes end up repeating only partially correct advice that you dont fully understand.

You are always telling others not to take things seriously, but you take things to heart more than any other user of this forum in reality, and when you say you dont its a case of "me thinks the lady doth protest too much"

You should be moderatred more than you are currently IMHO



You and cars

You are definately a HARDCORE petrolhead, so in that respect a welcome member of the forum IMHO

You seem to be more interested in building or owning cars than getting out on track and using them properly, nothing wrong with that though, just an observation that it seems more important to you that you can say you have 600bhp than it is to use 600bhp. I think that means you are missing out on half the fun, but then i think people like Porkie who only drive their cars and dont work on them are missing out on the other half.



You in general
It is my educated opinion that you are probably either bi-polar or SZ, i would imagine you are already on medication of some form prescribed to you by a mental health professional but any sort of drugs of the type I believe you are probably on (Clozapine / Ziprasidone / Resperidone / Quetiapine / Olanzapine) are important not to miss or combine with excess alcohol, and i suspect you do both from time to time.


You as a businesman
Never heard a bad word said about you from the point of view of anyone dealing with you for parts, i would happily deal with you again and i often recomend others buy parts through you too.


You as a lover
From what Mike and PON have said, what you lack in physical size you make up for in willingness.

 

I think you're a bit of a knob most of the time, gets a bit boring reading thread after thread of the same stuff!

But i do admit, you can be funny as fuck! - when you're not just blaitently (sp) posting to wind the serious old folk up!!

I personally think you need to keep out of the GD Room (sounds like a sexually transmitted infection! ) and stay in the Muppet Room where clearly you belong!

 

You in general
It is my educated opinion that you are probably either bi-polar or SZ, i would imagine you are already on medication of some form prescribed to you by a mental health professional but any sort of drugs of the type I believe you are probably on (Clozapine / Ziprasidone / Resperidone / Quetiapine / Olanzapine) are important not to miss or combine with excess alcohol, and i suspect you do both from time to time.




I actually thought you was posting very responsibly until you said that..well done Chip So your views are disregarded.

Next user please.

 

I think you taste funny.

 

I was posting 100% genuinely on everything except the "you as a lover" bit.

I would be genuinely surprised if my diagnosis of you isnt correct, wether you have been previsouly identified as having one of those illnesses or believe you do or not, i still personally genuinely think you have.
I dont think thats anything to be ashamed of, and they are FAR more common than people realise (1% of people roughly, so thats about 200 forum users on here) It wasnt a dig, i wasnt being nasty, i was just being honest.
One of the strongest traits of people with SZ is to believe beyond a doubt they havent got it and that anyone who says they have is pikcing on them or part of a conspiracy against them.
The manner of your reply just further reinforces my belief that you are a sufferer TBH, as most "normal" people wouldnt have over reacted to it the way that you did.

 

Unique

 

Theres only one word to describe you Phil...RANDOM!!

 

I think you're a hunk

 

I think i love you Phil

Seriously though, you make the board fun and other than sometimes getting too wound up about Chip, you dont actually cause any bother. i think life is taken too serioulsy by some people on here and its nice to have a laugh and a joke especailly at Gaybirds expense

I would actually like to have a beer wih you tbh and meet the real Phil, rather than the internet persona Bosch-Man.

 

Funny as hell sometimes, never dealt with you on any other level so wouldn't be fair to make a judgement.

Cheers

Matt

 

Chip i am whatever you say i am..although i am surprised of your lack of intelligence because i said answer honestly not for reaction.



Next user please

 

Phil you are you a one off

 

wierdo with too much time on your hands! where does all the anti Chip and Porkie stuff come from??? i await the usual "if you dont like dont read" and i do try to avoid your random "funny" threads most of the time.

What i dont get is why do you invade other threads with only the intent to bring them down??




ooooh woe is me! The haters are all after me!

 

Phil, as i said above, i HAVE answered 100% honestly.

You clearly demonstrate:
Chronic mood swings (both high and low)
Paranoia
Jealousy
Random outburts


You are absolutely a textbook SZ case in every way that could possibly be demonstrable on a forum.


The fact you even seem to have any idea what SZ or Bi-polar are to get so offended in the first place, despite your fairly clearly demonstrated lack of general education, would further lead me to believe that im not the first person to have discussed these illnesses in relation to yourself, and probably you have experienced some form of interaction with the mental health profession at some point in the past, possibly inspired by bouts of depression or violent outbursts in your personal life either towards loved ones or aquiantances.

 

Dont "react" then you twat

see thats one of your biggest problems right there!

 

Ive never really spoke to you phil, but ive read a lot of yor threads/posts, and think your a laugh a minute, i understand why some may be offended by some of the stuff you post, because in all honesty you can be a bit offensive at times, but at least people know where they stand with you.

 

Chip do you really beleive i am like that in real life?..I am a master of disguise as i certainly have you fooled!

Its so fantastic that i can create who i did IMHO make me more like God every minute

 

and another "reaction" well done

 

Real life fairly normal

ON pf an attention seeker who enjoys winding people up,or someone with too much time on his hands,who gets bored easily

 

...you fail to grasp Chip we all have problems..you have a young girlfriend problem..yet i dont harp on...thats sick IMO but hey its your life.

What is in my mind is real..but in life i know where i can or cant apply it..you however dont have a mind independant to your gob.

 

He's not dating 14 year olds is he?!?!

 

Jtech..i asked for honest replies only..Chip is looking for glamour off me...and i am kind enuff to give it.


Please carry on (Chip you said your piece now piece off)

 

simply you only posted this thread to start an arguement,

otherwise you would let other people have their say without reacting

 

Carry on..no arguing from me anymore.

 

My girlfriend is 24 Phil, you dont actually believe that sleeping with a woman of 24 is sick IMHO, thats just a desperate attempt to avoid the real issues you have by diverting attention elsewhere, this is a common theme for you on using this forum you always have to have an "enemy" on here at any point in time, wether its me / secs / glasseye / porkie.
I suspect if you cant find an enemy you would create one, which is where i beleive glasseye may have come from, although im unsure on that as i didnt pay a lot of attention to what went on between you.


You are glossing over the severity of your own problems with lines like "we all have problems"


Furthermore, you probably use this forum as an attempt at a desperate "escape" from the harsh reality of certain aspects of your life, your family probably are well aware of your mental health issues and thats no doubt why your father has made you so comfortable financially in the first place, to reduce stress to yourself and remove any guilt from himself (very common for families of people with mental health issues to feel guilty, espeically if they have been career focussed themselves and feel they may have "not been there for you")

Prior to using forums, i should imagine that you tried similar through substance abuse of some description, either alcohol or something else, this is something you are probably still drawn into from time to time.

Which is all part of why you are so desperate to try and behave so very differently on here to how you believe you do in real life, and you like the forum because if anyone says anything that makes you question yourself, you can just reply with something "funny" to dismiss it and then choose what you read about next, where as possibly with some of the people you have had to deal with in the mental health profession, they probably wouldnt allow you to do that.

The whole process of being an introvert and potential agrophobic and then using a safe release like the PC in your house to interact with the outside world in a way that you control whilist pretending to be an extrovert, further enfroces my opinion.

 

but you have done it

you just cant help yourself you physco

 

have to say chip, not commenting on phil in any way as i think everything he does online is just one big piss take, you are very educated on this subject!

certain things you have mentioned are so true you obv. know a fair bit about this?

 

Jtech.......conversation mate..but he has ruined another thread because he needs the attension himself

 

erm ,sometimes funny, sometimes interesting, sometimes witty, sometimes boring, sometimes annoying, sometimes a cunt in general..

 

I studied psychology at university, and it continues to be a hobby of mine to learn about.

 

dont make me laugh ,you only started this for attension ,as usual

 

Chip, what is SZ?

 

It would be perfectly possible for you to enter into a conversation based on my observations if you wished to.

My motive for posting is merely to answer the question and try to be helpful to you.

All my posts have been about you not me, im not trying to take attention away from you, if i wanted to do that i would simply do what you have done with every major post on here recently and start my own copy of it.