.....arnt Cossie's great ...isnt this place great

..and a special big up to the gestapo..without them there would be anarchy and tossers posting crap all the time....

..i wonder if Heaven is like this?

...i wonder i am 100% straight?

...i wonder if i was food what would i be?

..i wonder if we will ever open a bag of chicken crisps and find a chicken in it?

...i wonder if i eat a human turd i would shit it back out in the same colour?

The world is full of strange people...and herpes is a pain.

 

I agree about the cossie's

As for the rest, Have you spent the day drinking?

 

No.

 

the 600 bhp saff has pushed your brain to the back of your scull to the point whare it is the size of half a lemon?

 

 

..good theory.

 

these posts make my otherwise boring day better!

 

pmsl

 

would you feel the same way if i said i was naked?

 

I bloody hope not. If I manage to get into heaven and you're there on the heaven discussion board making posts like this I'll be most annoyed

 

 

 

Katie,no i would give you all my attension...and to shut me up you would have to do unspeakable acts.

 

hell yes!

 

..how about rock hard with a piece of water cress poking out my japs eye?

 

double post

 

what does the water cress add to the occasion phil

 

..shows i am fertile mate.

 

For this reason..I hope that you are immortal...

Will give you chance to grace a few more generations no doubt...lol

 

Yet another interesting thread!

 

..did you have to read it to come to that conclusion?

If so may i suggest you not read or reply?

 

yes

yes

yes

they didn't let me in to find out

you'd have to find a set square

edable?

why not put that postulation to braniac

only if you were a dog

quite

i'll have to take your word for it

 

phil are you wearing red lipstick whilst sitting there nacked with a hard on and watercress on ur japs eye ?

 

Jaycos..yes...how did you know?

 

fuck me im right over

 

..oh you dirty bitch

 

How do you get in and out of your white coat so easily Phil??

 

..i dont..my dog is typing for me.

 

now we're talking you dirty mare

 

Keep meaning to ask, who's the chick in your avatar Phil?

 

Aliyah, died in a plane crash not so long ago. singer who went out with whatshisname? liked young girls......

 

http://www.aaliyah.com/aaliyah/default.html

fuck me, 5 years ago now that she died!


R Kelly was her fella

 

oh my f*cking god

I think the stress of trying to fit so many cars into one garage has finally got to you.

 

 

 

I know who Aaliyah is, just didn't realise that was actually her

 

 

Phil,

Wahtever drugs you are taking mate, let me have a dabble. What colour is the sky in your world?

 

oh my, what a thread, Muppet room for sure Phil
You`re a wrong un!