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11-10-2006, 10:39 AM
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Mid week funny :cry: :cry:
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give
you a £1000 if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO. Johnny said
I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, and you bend down, I'll be
finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that
she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and
told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for £2000 , pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the
boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "The b**tard used coins"
someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give
you a £1000 if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO. Johnny said
I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, and you bend down, I'll be
finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that
she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and
told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for £2000 , pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the
boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "The b**tard used coins"
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Originally Posted by lukeytheduke
that is a quality joke! any picks lol
11-10-2006, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by AJ
Originally Posted by lukeytheduke
that is a quality joke! any picks lol
11-10-2006, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by AJ
Originally Posted by lukeytheduke
that is a quality joke! any picks lol
havent heard that one before
good effort though son
i dont have an immagination, this post is useless without picks! haha
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11-10-2006, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by lukeytheduke
no results mate!plus im at work, youll have to post some for me! 
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Originally Posted by AJ
Originally Posted by lukeytheduke
no results mate!plus im at work, youll have to post some for me!
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