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Old 09-10-2006, 05:03 PM
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..so we goes out last night to the pub and decieded to take the dog...its only in a Vectra so who cares,anyway has a drink at pub 1 left mutt in car...come back dog jumped from front seat to the back...good girl i thought..so i get in the passenger seat...and off we go to pub 2...got out nearly top the pub doorway and i felt damp VERY damp on the rear...checked the front to make sure i hadnt pissed myself not realising.....nope all ok..ii could ring my coat it was sopping go thru right to my butt cheeks...so went back to the car and found the fucking mutt pissed its load on that seat where i had sat,whilst we were in pub 1 ...so picture the scene....i need a drink...home is 15miles away...so i thought fuck it take the dog in with us and if anyone complains of a piss smell..i can blame the dog ...so in we go nice cushioned chairs where i sat to dry off whilst supping a couple of pints


..am i an alcoholic?


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..am i an alcoholic?
No but you're a fuckin' legend
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...this is the TRUTH.
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Old 09-10-2006, 05:20 PM
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..am i an alcoholic?
No but you're a fuckin' legend
I second that.
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Old 09-10-2006, 05:41 PM
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Sorry Phil, the dog has to go


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Actually, I take that back, pissing in a Vauxhall cant be wrong
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checked the front to make sure i hadnt pissed myself not realising.....nope all ok..


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how come the dog never told you of her accident or was she so excited to see you
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I HOPE THEY DIDNT HAVE THE HEATING ON YOU WOULD HAVE SMELLED
TO HIGH HEAVEN
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nice one Phil


makes me laugh how one week nobody has a good word to say about you, and the next week you're a legend
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Originally Posted by Daveyboy
nice one Phil


makes me laugh how one week nobody has a good word to say about you, and the next week you're a legend

...thats show business mate.
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Davey,
No, everyone is calling Phil a Leg-end, they're just using secret code to ridicule him .

Phil,
Even your dog is doing it's best to ridicule you - time to take stock of your life I think .
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Nah Mike, I think he's been on Chip's popularity pills
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didnt i read that you were the white dr. doolittle??

if so, howcome the pooch didnt tell you it needed a piss, or just start pissing itself laughing when you sat in its pile of piss??

i know i would have
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Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
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nice one Phil


makes me laugh how one week nobody has a good word to say about you, and the next week you're a legend

...thats show business mate.
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i think that if you had 2 pints of proper beer (as the statement " a couple of pints" implies) and then drove home, you're a bit foolish to say the least

is this you?

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i think that if you had 2 pints of proper beer (as the statement " a couple of pints" implies) and then drove home, you're a bit foolish to say the least
LEARN TO READ - he clearly states PASSENGER SEAT .
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READ..i got in the PASSENGER SEAT.
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doh! sorry about that
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS
i think that if you had 2 pints of proper beer (as the statement " a couple of pints" implies) and then drove home, you're a bit foolish to say the least

is this you?


fuck me that even looks like him
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"thats showbusiness"

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Originally Posted by R4N S S
fuck me that even looks like him
hence the question
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