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Old 09-10-2006, 10:00 AM
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Default This week,i will be mostly driving

A Ford Transit 1996 2.5 DI

The noise of that diesel engine is sublime...i cum from 1000rpm to its 4500rpm red line...none of that gay shit...this is pure hetro sex.

Being a custom version it has nice seats and electric mirrors...well cool

Things i would change?...Well std van suspension is harsh and assumes you are carrying 3ton all the time ..so a set of escort ones would be better...brakes are shite...i have run over 2 grandmas and a swan on zebra crossings (court case pending apparently Swans are Royalty so is illegal to kill)

Still must say i had this prostitute in the back of it the other day...she said i got a coil fitted..i looked and said the size of that you could have had a carpet fitted!
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:01 AM
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:06 AM
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:10 AM
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pmsl!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:17 AM
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You truly are a funny bloke at times Phil....
Old 09-10-2006, 10:25 AM
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only a carpet
Old 09-10-2006, 10:30 AM
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:34 AM
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lmfao!!

Old 09-10-2006, 10:41 AM
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Another Rib gone...


Old 09-10-2006, 10:44 AM
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will it ever stop?

ps DONT!
Old 09-10-2006, 10:46 AM
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nutter


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pmsl gota love the shit phil comes out with... keep it up fella
Old 09-10-2006, 10:52 AM
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They say comdedy is pure timing, and at the mo, you got it

pmsl

I just laughed so loud in a quiet busy office!
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...i dont see how telling the truth is funny?




I'd like to dedicate myself to worcester sauce.
Old 09-10-2006, 01:46 PM
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you do make I chuckle
Old 09-10-2006, 01:49 PM
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Quality Phil
Old 09-10-2006, 01:55 PM
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classic ima
Old 09-10-2006, 02:01 PM
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piss taker lol
Old 09-10-2006, 02:12 PM
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FPMSL, just burst out laughing and now the boss is looking at me funny.
Old 09-10-2006, 03:39 PM
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i gotta 1997 p reg transit 80D swb lo roof,looks good in
diamond white and rust,no power steering no electric windows
infact nothing exept a fully working cup holder
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ROFLMFAO

Much better than Mike R's 'this week i will be mostly driving' thread

Old 09-10-2006, 08:28 PM
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this is doin my ribs no good at all, readin your posts

Old 09-10-2006, 08:33 PM
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Just bust a rib here
Old 09-10-2006, 09:16 PM
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Bosch-Man
...i dont see how telling the truth is funny?




I'd like to dedicate myself to worcester sauce.
now cheese on toast with worcester sauce..will never be the same again ... you cunt

i used to love that

now every time i dash the worcester...on ....

your mad thoughts will enter my head ....YOU ARE FLAWLESS THOUGH
Old 10-10-2006, 05:10 AM
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ROFPMSL


quality Phil keep it up
Old 10-10-2006, 07:23 AM
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pmsl legend Phil
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