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Old 24-08-2004, 07:41 PM
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Just going thru the local paper, at the back there is SEVENTEEN different bothels advertised in the town! And its Tuesdays paper, idve thought prob more advertised on weekend

How can one average sized town need SEVENTEEN different bothels

I know of 3 alone in one small street near me (right by train station so prob good for business)

This town must have 1000s of hookers

I guess cause theres a lot of rich people in and around here, theres a lot of money for em to make!

And when its Gold Cup week they ALL come to town, theres probably more hookers than drunken irishmen that week!
Old 24-08-2004, 07:43 PM
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none unfortunately but there are hundreds near my work!!! - apparantly!!!
Old 24-08-2004, 07:43 PM
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FOOK LOADS!
Old 24-08-2004, 07:44 PM
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i wish i knew Steve.

Could go to the one Wayne Rooney used and shag the one he had...lol.


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one on every street in stoke
Old 24-08-2004, 07:45 PM
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Theres 1000s in my town its called the council estate

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Old 24-08-2004, 07:47 PM
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Fookin loads of Brothels and 2 red light districts

Bristol rocks, no where better when you got Ł20 and a hard on
Old 24-08-2004, 07:49 PM
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BTW, Shepshed in Notts, lil village, place next to the estate agents called EVE's, its a brothel, used to have to go there for work few years back to fix their water cooler, one of the birds there (used to live in nottingham) was the foookin mintest bird ive ever seen, proper proper amazing looking, didnt think much of the rest tho, lol.
Old 24-08-2004, 07:51 PM
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Bristol got loads? Its massive so wouldve thought so, but i quick look thru trade-it (noticing 17 advertised in this lil place got me interested, lol ) and theres not that many listed
Old 24-08-2004, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by gurnE
2 red light districts
Where would you say the 2 are? I saw it as a bit more spread around Bristol than just 2 places
Old 24-08-2004, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Bristol got loads? Its massive so wouldve thought so, but i quick look thru trade-it (noticing 17 advertised in this lil place got me interested, lol ) and theres not that many listed
Well I know there is quite a few but to be honest I just stick to the Ł20 crack whores standing around Grovesnor square and Stapleton road.

Much cheaper
Old 24-08-2004, 07:54 PM
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In Dursley....haha, none im aware of! All the ones in the paper are in Glos/Cheltenham....
Old 24-08-2004, 07:56 PM
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lmfao....i love the way phil looks unhappy at the thought of no more prostitutes.....looks like ull have to put up with me....
Old 24-08-2004, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by gurnE
Grovesnor square

My mate had just dropped his missus off near there (she works in one of the office blocks), he had some time before he needed to be at work so grabbed a bacon roll and parked up there to eat it. Got offered 'some company' twice in the time it took him to eat it, and he don't fuck about with his food

This is 8:00 in the morning mind
Old 24-08-2004, 07:58 PM
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Phil, go see Charlotte Carver, shes so easy why pay

You know the shops and the pub jus past the cop shop on the way into durs from the M5? Turn left into the estate there, 1st right down the dead end, about halfway down on the left
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I bet if I had being seeing prosititutes instead of you these past 2 years hunny, id have a fucking shitload more money than i do now!!!

Good job your worth it eh, fooking good shag
Old 24-08-2004, 07:59 PM
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lol@steve your ''mate'' ?? hehe
Old 24-08-2004, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by St3V3_C
Got offered 'some company'
Always makes me laugh that line.

No thanks, got a dog for company, wouldn't mind a blow job tho
Old 24-08-2004, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Katie
lol@steve your ''mate'' ?? hehe
How did I know you would say that pmsl

Besides, you know it wasn't me because the story didn't end with "so he said OK, how much, and can my wife watch?"
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GurnE, i cant remember the name of the area, but near the City Centre end of the motorway into Bristol, 1 junction before the end, turn left, theres a Speedy Hire Centre near there, used to work for Speedy and used to be there a lot, ALWAYS hookers hanging round the streets there no matter what time of day.

Cant remember the area, right turn off there is St Pauls if you want to buy some crack but not sure what the area a left turn off that junction is called.
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lolol @ steve.....only watch??
Old 24-08-2004, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
GurnE, i cant remember the name of the area, but near the City Centre end of the motorway into Bristol, 1 junction before the end, turn left, theres a Speedy Hire Centre near there, used to work for Speedy and used to be there a lot, ALWAYS hookers hanging round the streets there no matter what time of day.

Cant remember the area, right turn off there is St Pauls if you want to buy some crack but not sure what the area a left turn off that junction is called.
yea, they all along that road, that road leads onto Stapleton road

Used to work/drink round that area
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Steve, i forget the name is i never goto bristol, but Easton r summut? Its where lewis lives
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Yea thas it Phil, quite near Lewis's!

The way you didnt reply quickly i thought youd gone round Charlottes after my last reply

ROFL@Katie and SteveC, all conversations turn to swinging and wife swapping my the end dont it
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I know its steve it is....he needs bucket of cold water.....
Old 24-08-2004, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
ROFL@Katie and SteveC, all conversations turn to swinging and wife swapping my the end dont it
Ah well, what can you do
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not called brothals here,


they called fields
Old 24-08-2004, 08:19 PM
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lmfao @ spiky....aint they called sheepsheds, mofo =)
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Originally Posted by Spiky
not called brothals here,


they called fields
pmsl and I bet you don't get hit with a 2 drink minimum either do you?
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I believe the term is Farms
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Originally Posted by St3V3_C
Originally Posted by Spiky
not called brothals here,


they called fields
pmsl and I bet you don't get hit with a 2 drink minimum either do you?
no it's two sheep minimum
Old 24-08-2004, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Spiky
Originally Posted by St3V3_C
Originally Posted by Spiky
not called brothals here,


they called fields
pmsl and I bet you don't get hit with a 2 drink minimum either do you?
no it's two sheep minimum
You stud!
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spikys got his hand up one, his tongue up one, and his manhood up the third
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Originally Posted by Katie
spikys got his hand up one, his tongue up one, and his manhood up the third

sounds familior
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After theyve tripple teamed spikey, rhys n gareth comes along and they reverse the situation and airlock flossy
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thats just wrong
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