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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 05:13 PM
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Just nipped to the office to grab something and had to give way for an oncoming car (their right of way). Woman behind me in a Frontera decides to go round me and go head on with the car I gave way to.

She then has to reverse back up the road and when she gets level with me shouts "why didn't you go you f**cking prick?"

So I retorted with "Because then I would have had to reverse back again like you you dippy bint!"

I really couldn't help but think WTF
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 05:16 PM
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 05:17 PM
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Don't you just love some people

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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 05:19 PM
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To be fair, it probably had NOTHING to do with it being a 4x4!! lolol

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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 05:22 PM
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lol, that would piss me of SOOO much, id of called her a cunt probably
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 05:30 PM
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Mate I feel the anger with you!!! She does drive a Frontera so that should explain it!! lol
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 05:44 PM
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 05:47 PM
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Stupid bint
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 05:57 PM
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did u think that being a woman driver she lacked the capacity to look beyond the end of her bonnet!!!!!!!!?

women know ur limits n learn to read the road AHEAD
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 06:56 PM
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id of coshed her windscreen,and frothed at the mouth as i kicked all the panels in--but hey thats just me!!
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by wezzo
id of coshed her windscreen,and frothed at the mouth as i kicked all the panels in--but hey thats just me!!
Cant condone that mate even though she did something wrong. If i was her man id been looking for you to put you in hospital, Women are women your never gona change that im afraid.

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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by wezzo
id of coshed her windscreen,and frothed at the mouth as i kicked all the panels in--but hey thats just me!!
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 07:16 PM
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lighten up gaz,,wersya sensa yuma?????
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by wezzo
lighten up gaz,,wersya sensa yuma?????
I have a sense of humour mate i do but thats not funny have a think what you said this is why women are afraid to go out driving. How would you feel if your girl was out and someone was to react like that?

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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 07:26 PM
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ohh ffs!!!I WAS JOKING !!!!
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 07:49 PM
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School run mums need shooting. Thinking its a grand prix to ensure they pick up the kids on time in case the hoards of peadophiles cant be kept at bay.

Then think its ok to totally block a public highway to let the kids in. Pull in you stupid fucking bint. Just because you cant be arsed to find somewhere to pull in dont give you the right to block the road.

Oh yeah and then they drive really slowly when kids are onboard and give you an evil look because you overtook them while they were doing 40 in a 60.
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by wezzo
ohh ffs!!!I WAS JOKING !!!!
Mate i was explaining what my point is so dont be giving me your fucking attitude i aint no girl that you would jump out the car at. You moron
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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oooooooo bobby,dont spit your dummy out!!!haha
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 08:56 PM
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I aint spat the dummy mate . Your the man that said he would jump out the car foaming at the mouth and kicking her panels in. So who's spitting the dummy mate but i would deffo love to meet you for a talk if you think your a hard cunt.


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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 09:37 PM
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School runs ought to be freakin banned - buses and feet are the answer.

I'd have dragged her out of the 4x4 by her hair, pistol whipped her before donkey punching her to the ground then draining the main vain over her

Then again I may jsut have given her the finger


I was in a rush to get home yesterday and came up behind 3 lads in a 328Ci with a bad boy zorst. They picked the non empty lane at the next intersection allowing me to go round the outside of them. he nails it up the hill and I pull alongside wondering where he thinks he's going to go as there is a car infront of him! He hits the brakes so hard the ABS chirps in then at the next set of lights he pulls into the empty lane to my right and shouts: "Lets do this!" , "lets do this bitch!"
The light goes green and he almost stalls what is clearly his dads stick shift car and not his usual jacked up pick up truck auto. I turn left off the road and wonder why they let 16yr olds drive cars with other 50bhp
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 09:49 PM
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ROFL @ bigbobby, the internet hardmen

I'd have dragged the bitch out the car, smashed her face in, cut her throat, dismember her corpse and driven her and her shonky Vauxhall off the nearest cliff
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by gurnE
ROFL @ bigbobby, the internet hardmen

I'd have dragged the bitch out the car, smashed her face in, cut her throat, dismember her corpse and driven her and her shonky Vauxhall off the nearest cliff



It wasnt that when you were giving me a blowjob last night.
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 10:03 PM
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Don't think it was me. I'm a bit too far away from you.

At least you've confirmed you're a faggot now though.

Don't fight who you are
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by gurnE
Don't think it was me. I'm a bit too far away from you.

At least you've confirmed you're a faggot now though.

Don't fight who you are

Im not fighting it but you seem to be hurt by that i cant help it if you were shit at giving deep throat.
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 10:13 PM
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Depending on where you are in Scotland that's a circa 800 mile round trip from Bristol.

Even George Micheal wouldn't drive that far for a 3 inch long penis
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 10:17 PM
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See even you know how big it is so no sayin it wasnt you.
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 10:26 PM
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You bitrayed me ...

GurnE you were with me last night.
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexD
GurnE you were with me last night.
See?

I assumed the 3" penis from your previous internet hardman comments.

Once again, thanks for the confirmation
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 10:33 PM
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off to the dummy room me thinks
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Old Sep 11, 2006 | 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by gurnE
Originally Posted by AlexD
GurnE you were with me last night.
See?

I assumed the 3" penis from your previous internet hardman comments.

Once again, thanks for the confirmation
Fuck must have been your girl but to be fair she was hairy so my mistake.
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