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26-07-2006, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain Mike
I just thick it is a little steep when i have already admitted it was a bad taste joke Dan,
plus i'm a sensitive guy
Mike
plus i'm a sensitive guy
Mike
Certainly did with me.
26-07-2006, 11:54 AM
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Couldn't you just make a really pretty girl cat thats got her ass in the air and made out of velcro?
I bet there's even a cat shagging website somewhere with tips on how to make one.
I bet there's even a cat shagging website somewhere with tips on how to make one.
26-07-2006, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by MWF
Couldn't you just make a really pretty girl cat thats got her ass in the air and made out of velcro?
I bet there's even a cat shagging website somewhere with tips on how to make one.
I bet there's even a cat shagging website somewhere with tips on how to make one.
Gang rape city!!
26-07-2006, 12:02 PM
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next doors cat is female, but it kisck fukkery out of her too, and as for mine, i got 2, but they are ginger bastards so no matter what, they gonna get their ass kicked
and they are only just a year old too and the other one is a fair bit bigger.
and they are only just a year old too and the other one is a fair bit bigger.
26-07-2006, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Big G
That is fucking priceless! Its pretty funny that Rogan & Goldbergs commentary is so generic it fits that perfectly.
26-07-2006, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
they are ginger bastards so no matter what, they gonna get their ass kicked
26-07-2006, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MWF
Originally Posted by fudgeass
they are ginger bastards so no matter what, they gonna get their ass kicked
26-07-2006, 12:55 PM
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Put this into perspective.
If some scally wag chav was coming round and kicking your cat/dog you would want to (and possibly would) kick the living shite out of em ?
But a wild/disease ridden animal is hurting his cat and your all getting on you high horses.
Ive said maybe killing it is a bit harsh but if it gets to the point where all other avenues fail and it is hurting his cat (which you no doubt have personal feelings for) and costing you money i know what i would do !
If some scally wag chav was coming round and kicking your cat/dog you would want to (and possibly would) kick the living shite out of em ?
But a wild/disease ridden animal is hurting his cat and your all getting on you high horses.
Ive said maybe killing it is a bit harsh but if it gets to the point where all other avenues fail and it is hurting his cat (which you no doubt have personal feelings for) and costing you money i know what i would do !
26-07-2006, 01:12 PM
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Anyone who can contemplate killing or animal to me is the lowest form of life... 
...it doesn't cost anything to take them to/have them collected by the cats protection league/the dog warden..
We had a stray cat that used to terrorise everything on our road, horrible old male with one and a half ears and about 3 teeth...used to drag old chicken carcus' (taken from bins) up the path and leave them randomly in people's gardens..
One night, he turned up on our doorstep having been runover (again, by the looks of him!) with a fucked leg, totally shattered..and we ended up spending over a grand getting him pinned and plastered...and then he lived in the garage for 5 years (after being neutered, as you couldn't touch him before he was an absolute arsehole)
We've never had any nice clean animals, we always get some moody stray fucker or someone with a health problem
...it doesn't cost anything to take them to/have them collected by the cats protection league/the dog warden..We had a stray cat that used to terrorise everything on our road, horrible old male with one and a half ears and about 3 teeth...used to drag old chicken carcus' (taken from bins) up the path and leave them randomly in people's gardens..
One night, he turned up on our doorstep having been runover (again, by the looks of him!) with a fucked leg, totally shattered..and we ended up spending over a grand
getting him pinned and plastered...and then he lived in the garage for 5 years (after being neutered, as you couldn't touch him before he was an absolute arsehole) We've never had any nice clean animals, we always get some moody stray fucker or someone with a health problem
26-07-2006, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by stonehavencossie
Put this into prospective.
If some scally wag chav was coming round and kicking your cat/dog you would want to (and possibly would) kick the living shite out of em ?
But a wild/disease ridden animal is hurting his cat and your all getting on you high horses.
Ive said maybe killing it is a bit harsh but if it gets to the point where all other avenues fail and it is hurting his cat (which you no doubt have personal feelings for) and costing you money i know what i would do !
If some scally wag chav was coming round and kicking your cat/dog you would want to (and possibly would) kick the living shite out of em ?
But a wild/disease ridden animal is hurting his cat and your all getting on you high horses.
Ive said maybe killing it is a bit harsh but if it gets to the point where all other avenues fail and it is hurting his cat (which you no doubt have personal feelings for) and costing you money i know what i would do !
26-07-2006, 01:26 PM
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Anyone who can contemplate killing or animal to me is the lowest form of life...
Hmm, think i'll have steak for dinner
26-07-2006, 01:29 PM
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The sad thing is, if we were all vegetarians there would be more animals (like mice) killed by us harvesting vegetables than if we keep eating cows (a vegan told me this )
If I was closer Dan I would...not scared of no big old cat (anymore) lol.
(a vegan told me this )If I was closer Dan I would...not scared of no big old cat (anymore) lol.
26-07-2006, 04:22 PM
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G thats quality mate!My my Mr Fudge!
upset anybody much recently?? you should come and see Uncle Neil for firearms, drugs, nuclear warheads, Russian mail orders!
wink wink, nudge nudge...you aint seen me...right!
26-07-2006, 06:24 PM
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If I cought anyone hurting an animal I'd proper fuck em up and owuldnt care what trouble the law said I'd be in
As for the cock who posted the pic of the bow - yeah you're a real tough guy
As for the cock who posted the pic of the bow - yeah you're a real tough guy
26-07-2006, 07:09 PM
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Knocks me physically sick to think about someone causing deliberate pain and suffering to any animal, especially cats
I really don't understand why in particular cats are a target for some peoples hatred, don;t expect everyone to love them but some people are very cruel to them for nothing
As for the nuisance cat mentioned, my family have experienced this with our old tom cat. He was 'top cat' on our road until he turned 15 and couldn;t fight off younger competition. Was really tough for him for weeks and he even pulled the fur off his legs with anxiety, but eventually he realised his place and got back to normal
Have never heard of a cat going out of it's way to terrorise other cats, they seem to have their own heirachy and get on with it. My sissy siamese tom cat comes in at night cos he hasn't a clue about sticking up for himself
As others have said, the best solution would be to trap the cat humanely and hand it to a local animal shelter
I really don't understand why in particular cats are a target for some peoples hatred, don;t expect everyone to love them but some people are very cruel to them for nothing
As for the nuisance cat mentioned, my family have experienced this with our old tom cat. He was 'top cat' on our road until he turned 15 and couldn;t fight off younger competition. Was really tough for him for weeks and he even pulled the fur off his legs with anxiety, but eventually he realised his place and got back to normal
Have never heard of a cat going out of it's way to terrorise other cats, they seem to have their own heirachy and get on with it. My sissy siamese tom cat comes in at night cos he hasn't a clue about sticking up for himself
As others have said, the best solution would be to trap the cat humanely and hand it to a local animal shelter
26-07-2006, 07:32 PM
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Heres my cat problem.....
I have or should i say had 3 cats, Then about a 2 years ago my retarded gimp of a neighbour got himself a kitten, No problem its a bit of company for him (he really is a gimp) anyways 12 months later this cats being a pain in the arse with my 3 basicly because its being mistreated (not fed or neutered or fleaed regular) And it keeps coming in my garden terrorising my cats andpissing everywhere and the problem has just got worse and worse. So I yes I had to contact the rspca and cpl to have his cat neutered. So after 3 weeks of trying to get hold of said people i made a call and said if they dont do it now i'll do it myself. Low and behold within an hour someone called back to arrange to have it done. When it had been done and the cat returned the rspca woman called me to let me it had been done and the cat returned AND that he had another cat in his house that was so badly infested with fleas they were under its skin. BUT THEY LEFT THE THING THERE.
But wait theres more....
last December my little girl was born so we had to make a few changes to our house meaning my cats had to live in the kitchen and outside more but this ginger cat of gimps kept battering on so much that my youngest cat went fuckin loopy and couldnt be trusted near my girl so we had to get rid of it. Now i've been round and had words several times with gimp and told him to feed his cat and generally look after it but needless to say naff all has been done by him and his cat is still causing distress to my 2 and also another neighbours cat
So Fudge i know exactly where your coming from mate. But one thing i have found is that the rspca and cats protection league are dicks. When i was getting rid of the young cat i told the dippy cow at the cpl the cat was a danger to my daughter and she did fuck all even when i said i would dump it on the street.
I am actually in the process of sorting this out now as ive found a farm that is willing to take gimps cat but they wont take gimp
I have or should i say had 3 cats, Then about a 2 years ago my retarded gimp of a neighbour got himself a kitten, No problem its a bit of company for him (he really is a gimp) anyways 12 months later this cats being a pain in the arse with my 3 basicly because its being mistreated (not fed or neutered or fleaed regular) And it keeps coming in my garden terrorising my cats andpissing everywhere and the problem has just got worse and worse. So I yes I had to contact the rspca and cpl to have his cat neutered. So after 3 weeks of trying to get hold of said people i made a call and said if they dont do it now i'll do it myself. Low and behold within an hour someone called back to arrange to have it done. When it had been done and the cat returned the rspca woman called me to let me it had been done and the cat returned AND that he had another cat in his house that was so badly infested with fleas they were under its skin. BUT THEY LEFT THE THING THERE.
But wait theres more....
last December my little girl was born so we had to make a few changes to our house meaning my cats had to live in the kitchen and outside more but this ginger cat of gimps kept battering on so much that my youngest cat went fuckin loopy and couldnt be trusted near my girl so we had to get rid of it. Now i've been round and had words several times with gimp and told him to feed his cat and generally look after it but needless to say naff all has been done by him and his cat is still causing distress to my 2 and also another neighbours cat
So Fudge i know exactly where your coming from mate. But one thing i have found is that the rspca and cats protection league are dicks. When i was getting rid of the young cat i told the dippy cow at the cpl the cat was a danger to my daughter and she did fuck all even when i said i would dump it on the street.
I am actually in the process of sorting this out now as ive found a farm that is willing to take gimps cat but they wont take gimp
26-07-2006, 07:39 PM
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I have read this post with interest, and it seems I may know of a cat which can solve your problems.
He is available for hire for a nominal fee.
Some say he is able to open a tin of Kitekat armed only with his teeth, all we know is he is called Phsycho.
He is available for hire for a nominal fee.
Some say he is able to open a tin of Kitekat armed only with his teeth, all we know is he is called Phsycho.
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